12
steps
to the
bottle
step 1
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Feeling about as vain and sexy as an
over-the-hill, overweight, overeducated,
yet under-employed, naked man
with a pair of cola bottle bottoms for
eyeglasses and an insignificant, no matter
how erect, protrusion of flesh between
the legs possibly can, I decided to write.
Did I mention hairy?—Cedric
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