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"Dear Monica," I wrote, "I am very
much interested in fulfilling the slave
position currently available in your
dungeon. Here's a photo." With my
Polaroid camera, I took a picture of
myself standing before the bathroom
mirror - naked, overweight, hairy and
all - and mailed the photo with my
letter to the corresponding box number
at the newspaper.—Cedric
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