h o o t c h
9.26.97

to do list

1. kill heather
2. cut corpse in many small pieces
3. feed many small pieces to hootch
4. buy groceries
5. buy want ad
6. get hair cut
7. get another cut
8. get the rest of them cut
9. watch ER
10. buy beer (maybe)
11. kill penny
12. cut corpse into many small pieces


13. feed small pieces to nickel
14. kill nickel
15. cut nickel into many small pieces
(see bank first to see if you can
exchange it for a real nickel)
16. feed nickel to neighborhood kids
17. do dishes
18. kill neighborhood kids
19. follow similar plan till you are the
only person left on the world
20. masturbate freely

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h o o t c h
9.25.97

b e e r d r i n k i n ' g i r l

got beer?



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h o o t c h
9.24.97

A more useful guided meditation:

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Picture yourself at your desk.
Bill Gurfrunt is softly snoring in the
crisp, recycled office air.
You begin to do a "Web site"
You are impervious to distraction.
You spell every word correctly.
Your grammar is above reproach.
Your punctuation is perfect.
You resist the urge to use "Local" Time Zone. 		WHITE
Your colors are tasteful and logical.
Look...It's Eric "Lambchop" Murgen.
What a pleasant surprise.
He looks at your creation.
He is pleased.
He gives you a hug.
You allow yourself as many deep
breaths as you want.
There now... feeling better?


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h o o t c h
9.23.97

my friend bryan wants to get a tattoo.
this tattoo, actually:
t a t t o o
but he wants it to mean something.
this is just from a bacardi cap.
what does it mean to you?

t h e   b u r d e n   o f   m e

SPACEchello: he's back!
SPACEchello: I was just shutting netscape down
SPACEchello: thought you were gone forever
SPACEchello: almost cried
SPACEburnet: i understand...it's hard to go without
SPACE        trondson-clinger in your life...
SPACEchello: yes
SPACEchello: I can admit it now
SPACEchello: now that there is no one here to see it


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