Me: How's the job going?
Sister: Good. I wipe cream in tard's asses.
Me: Jesus, that's nasty.
Sister: It's nasty when you are not there.
Me: Huh?
Sister: Because when you are with them they are human and they need somebody to wipe their ass. When you are not there, you are talking about wiping a tard's ass crack. That's nasty to me.

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