HAVE YOU ANY HOOTCHIE?
Think you have what it takes? If you want to put something on hootch, fill this out. Answer honestly. Liars get bad carmex.

name:
email:
what:

is your mama a hootchie mama?
yes only when drunk

is your sister single?
yes only when drunk

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cast
gimme
mail
you@um-hi
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