Not Interesting
A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.
April 30, 2001
Hmmmm. What does that mean.
Posted at 6:37 PM, by Olivia.
Coffee is a lot like a woman.
Posted at 3:28 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 29, 2001
This one time, i was at work.
Posted at 3:36 PM, by Olivia.
blah de blah de blah blah blah *cough*
Posted at 12:00 PM, by evileye.
April 28, 2001
I watched seven episodes of the A-Team today. I pity the foo' who don't like Murdock. Sucka.
Posted at 10:08 PM, by emily oi!.
April 27, 2001
same as it ever was
same as it ever was
same as it ever was
Posted at 9:51 PM, by Olivia.
~:o)
Posted at 2:02 PM, by punkbass2000.
I'll wait un-tilde end of time.
Posted at 12:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
A ~ is not a P
Posted at 6:39 AM, by emily oi!.
i have a "P" key on my keyboard. P P P P P
Posted at 6:38 AM, by emily oi!.
April 26, 2001
it's pretty warm.
Posted at 6:13 PM, by Olivia.
It's a new millenium. I can't tell the difference.
Posted at 4:17 PM, by punkbass2000.
Jeff Kent.
Posted at 3:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Randy Johnson's nickname is "The Big Unit".
Posted at 11:29 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 25, 2001
A girl asked me if we would use up the sun, if we all switched to solar power.
Posted at 8:25 PM, by Olivia.
Black isn't really a colour
Posted at 5:01 PM, by punkbass2000.
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Posted at 1:28 PM, by evileye.
Smoking is kinda hard to quit.
Posted at 10:40 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 24, 2001
Tests can have many different types of questions.
Posted at 5:54 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Granola can be both chewy and crunchy, albeit not at the same time. Amazing.
Posted at 3:30 PM, by emily oi!.
April 23, 2001
Washing dishes is a good excuse to scald your hands, if you're in to that kind of thing.
Posted at 9:38 PM, by emily oi!.
My fish tank has apparently finished relieving itself.
Posted at 7:10 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Your insolence hurts my feelers.
Posted at 7:08 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
sometimes im too lazy to use capital letters or puctuation
Posted at 6:43 PM, by Olivia.
I am feeling rebellious. !!!! Ha ha, I have just broken your stupid conformist no-exclamation-point-rule. Take that, ETC.
Posted at 3:45 PM, by emily oi!.
Frankly...yes.
Posted at 3:16 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
My fish tank makes a sound like it's peeing.
Posted at 8:23 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 22, 2001
My nose itches.
Posted at 9:17 PM, by emily oi!.
Sometimes you can learn things at school.
Posted at 7:58 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
It's spring time here.
Posted at 1:13 PM, by Olivia.
Are ferrets part of the weasle family?
Posted at 9:27 AM, by emily oi!.
April 21, 2001
Water is clear. Unless it's dirty.
Posted at 4:11 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 20, 2001
Fireworks were invented by the Chinese. Smart folks, those Chinese.
Posted at 1:36 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Drinking water is a good thing to do, if your thirsty.
Posted at 1:32 PM, by Olivia.
Does anyone know a bathroom attendant named Jergen?
Posted at 9:19 AM, by emily oi!.
I rented a wall steamer and it started leaking. Dry, floor, dry.
Posted at 9:09 AM, by emily oi!.
Dry, clothes, dry.
Posted at 8:55 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 19, 2001
My father's name is Frank, but he is not a herring.
Posted at 10:05 PM, by emily oi!.
Hey Frank...
Posted at 1:51 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
I have a hypothalamus. So do you.
Posted at 9:14 AM, by emily oi!.
April 18, 2001
Crying sure can get your face wet if you do it long enough.
Posted at 8:00 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
I'm bored.
Posted at 5:07 PM, by Olivia.
Life without pain has no meaning. I'm lucky. My head has a lot of meaning.
Posted at 4:16 PM, by emily oi!.
I'm pretty sure Mountain Dew doesn't make your winky smaller.
I sure hope so anyway.
Posted at 1:07 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 17, 2001
Some boys smell good. My brother is inherently stinky.
Posted at 6:19 PM, by emily oi!.
People like to make faces.
Posted at 1:48 PM, by Olivia.
Doing puzzles is hard when the pieces don't fit.
Posted at 12:16 PM, by emily oi!.
It's hard to work when you haven't slept.
Posted at 11:17 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 16, 2001
Now it is empty. Joy.
Posted at 4:57 PM, by emily oi!.
My bladder is full.
Posted at 4:52 PM, by emily oi!.
April 15, 2001
Beer comes in a variety of colors, like many other products.
Posted at 11:14 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 14, 2001
Taxes are no fun.
Posted at 4:17 PM, by Olivia.
Lamps have a strange way of illuminating a room when you turn them on.
Posted at 1:20 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 13, 2001
Jokes make people laugh.
Posted at 9:54 PM, by Olivia.
I got new shoes.
Posted at 9:54 PM, by Olivia.
April 12, 2001
Lollipops come in a wide variety of flavours
Posted at 11:39 PM, by punkbass2000.
...
Posted at 8:55 PM, by Olivia.
I learned how to tie my shoes quite a while ago.
Posted at 1:36 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 10, 2001
I'm scared when the phone rings.
Posted at 8:01 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 09, 2001
The wind blows. But I don't know why. Heat rising probably.
Posted at 3:14 PM, by Olivia.
Ten years is a fairly hefty amount of time.
Posted at 10:33 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 08, 2001
do bees have genders?
queens, I suppose...
Posted at 4:28 AM, by zarya.
April 07, 2001
Babies sounds like rabies. And scabies. And gay bees.
Posted at 1:44 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 06, 2001
Unless it's a baby wolf spider.
Posted at 1:57 PM, by Olivia.
Spider babies don't have much to do with their parents.
????
Posted at 2:36 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 05, 2001
Unless they want to have spider babies.
Posted at 6:42 PM, by Olivia.
Spiders won't have much to do with each other.
Posted at 6:29 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Arachnophobia has plenty to do with spiders
Posted at 3:57 PM, by punkbass2000.
Says you. www.spiders.com
Posted at 1:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
The world wide web has nothing to do with spiders.
Posted at 1:23 PM, by Olivia.
E-mail is a means of sending messages throughout the world, but really, really fast.
Posted at 11:50 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 04, 2001
Most people like to listen to music.
Posted at 5:03 PM, by Olivia.
Things are moving very slowly.
Posted at 12:25 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
There's an engine in turntables that make the record spin.
Posted at 1:01 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 03, 2001
It snowed today.
Posted at 5:40 PM, by Olivia.
Friends of mine often say about me, "He's a friend of mine."
Posted at 11:36 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
I have a shark puppet.
Posted at 10:44 AM, by zarya.
I'm chewing a biro.
Posted at 4:24 AM, by evileye.
The day after tomorrow is Wednesday.
Posted at 1:11 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Muppets in Space tend to implode
Posted at 12:01 AM, by punkbass2000.
April 02, 2001
Unless the puppets attack.
Posted at 8:14 PM, by Olivia.
Children love puppets.
Posted at 9:27 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 01, 2001
light is bright.
Posted at 9:30 PM, by zarya.
I'm sorry, but you only got a C
Posted at 3:27 PM, by punkbass2000.
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