Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.


April 30, 2001

Hmmmm. What does that mean.

Posted at 6:37 PM, by Olivia.

Coffee is a lot like a woman.

Posted at 3:28 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 29, 2001

This one time, i was at work.

Posted at 3:36 PM, by Olivia.

blah de blah de blah blah blah *cough*

Posted at 12:00 PM, by evileye.



April 28, 2001

I watched seven episodes of the A-Team today. I pity the foo' who don't like Murdock. Sucka.

Posted at 10:08 PM, by emily oi!.



April 27, 2001

same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was

Posted at 9:51 PM, by Olivia.

~:o)

Posted at 2:02 PM, by punkbass2000.

I'll wait un-tilde end of time.

Posted at 12:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

A ~ is not a P

Posted at 6:39 AM, by emily oi!.

i have a "P" key on my keyboard. P P P P P

Posted at 6:38 AM, by emily oi!.



April 26, 2001

it's pretty warm.

Posted at 6:13 PM, by Olivia.

It's a new millenium. I can't tell the difference.

Posted at 4:17 PM, by punkbass2000.

Jeff Kent.

Posted at 3:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Randy Johnson's nickname is "The Big Unit".

Posted at 11:29 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 25, 2001

A girl asked me if we would use up the sun, if we all switched to solar power.

Posted at 8:25 PM, by Olivia.

Black isn't really a colour

Posted at 5:01 PM, by punkbass2000.

4

Posted at 1:28 PM, by evileye.

Smoking is kinda hard to quit.

Posted at 10:40 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 24, 2001

Tests can have many different types of questions.

Posted at 5:54 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Granola can be both chewy and crunchy, albeit not at the same time. Amazing.

Posted at 3:30 PM, by emily oi!.



April 23, 2001

Washing dishes is a good excuse to scald your hands, if you're in to that kind of thing.

Posted at 9:38 PM, by emily oi!.

My fish tank has apparently finished relieving itself.

Posted at 7:10 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Your insolence hurts my feelers.

Posted at 7:08 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

sometimes im too lazy to use capital letters or puctuation

Posted at 6:43 PM, by Olivia.

I am feeling rebellious. !!!! Ha ha, I have just broken your stupid conformist no-exclamation-point-rule. Take that, ETC.

Posted at 3:45 PM, by emily oi!.

Frankly...yes.

Posted at 3:16 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

My fish tank makes a sound like it's peeing.

Posted at 8:23 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 22, 2001

My nose itches.

Posted at 9:17 PM, by emily oi!.

Sometimes you can learn things at school.

Posted at 7:58 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

It's spring time here.

Posted at 1:13 PM, by Olivia.

Are ferrets part of the weasle family?

Posted at 9:27 AM, by emily oi!.



April 21, 2001

Water is clear. Unless it's dirty.

Posted at 4:11 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 20, 2001

Fireworks were invented by the Chinese. Smart folks, those Chinese.

Posted at 1:36 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Drinking water is a good thing to do, if your thirsty.

Posted at 1:32 PM, by Olivia.

Does anyone know a bathroom attendant named Jergen?

Posted at 9:19 AM, by emily oi!.

I rented a wall steamer and it started leaking. Dry, floor, dry.

Posted at 9:09 AM, by emily oi!.

Dry, clothes, dry.

Posted at 8:55 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 19, 2001

My father's name is Frank, but he is not a herring.

Posted at 10:05 PM, by emily oi!.

Hey Frank...

Posted at 1:51 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I have a hypothalamus. So do you.

Posted at 9:14 AM, by emily oi!.



April 18, 2001

Crying sure can get your face wet if you do it long enough.

Posted at 8:00 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I'm bored.

Posted at 5:07 PM, by Olivia.

Life without pain has no meaning. I'm lucky. My head has a lot of meaning.

Posted at 4:16 PM, by emily oi!.

I'm pretty sure Mountain Dew doesn't make your winky smaller. I sure hope so anyway.

Posted at 1:07 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 17, 2001

Some boys smell good. My brother is inherently stinky.

Posted at 6:19 PM, by emily oi!.

People like to make faces.

Posted at 1:48 PM, by Olivia.

Doing puzzles is hard when the pieces don't fit.

Posted at 12:16 PM, by emily oi!.

It's hard to work when you haven't slept.

Posted at 11:17 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 16, 2001

Now it is empty. Joy.

Posted at 4:57 PM, by emily oi!.

My bladder is full.

Posted at 4:52 PM, by emily oi!.



April 15, 2001

Beer comes in a variety of colors, like many other products.

Posted at 11:14 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 14, 2001

Taxes are no fun.

Posted at 4:17 PM, by Olivia.

Lamps have a strange way of illuminating a room when you turn them on.

Posted at 1:20 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 13, 2001

Jokes make people laugh.

Posted at 9:54 PM, by Olivia.

I got new shoes.

Posted at 9:54 PM, by Olivia.



April 12, 2001

Lollipops come in a wide variety of flavours

Posted at 11:39 PM, by punkbass2000.

...

Posted at 8:55 PM, by Olivia.

I learned how to tie my shoes quite a while ago.

Posted at 1:36 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 10, 2001

I'm scared when the phone rings.

Posted at 8:01 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 09, 2001

The wind blows. But I don't know why. Heat rising probably.

Posted at 3:14 PM, by Olivia.

Ten years is a fairly hefty amount of time.

Posted at 10:33 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 08, 2001

do bees have genders? queens, I suppose...

Posted at 4:28 AM, by zarya.



April 07, 2001

Babies sounds like rabies. And scabies. And gay bees.

Posted at 1:44 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 06, 2001

Unless it's a baby wolf spider.

Posted at 1:57 PM, by Olivia.

Spider babies don't have much to do with their parents. ????

Posted at 2:36 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 05, 2001

Unless they want to have spider babies.

Posted at 6:42 PM, by Olivia.

Spiders won't have much to do with each other.

Posted at 6:29 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Arachnophobia has plenty to do with spiders

Posted at 3:57 PM, by punkbass2000.

Says you. www.spiders.com

Posted at 1:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

The world wide web has nothing to do with spiders.

Posted at 1:23 PM, by Olivia.

E-mail is a means of sending messages throughout the world, but really, really fast.

Posted at 11:50 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 04, 2001

Most people like to listen to music.

Posted at 5:03 PM, by Olivia.

Things are moving very slowly.

Posted at 12:25 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

There's an engine in turntables that make the record spin.

Posted at 1:01 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 03, 2001

It snowed today.

Posted at 5:40 PM, by Olivia.

Friends of mine often say about me, "He's a friend of mine."

Posted at 11:36 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I have a shark puppet.

Posted at 10:44 AM, by zarya.

I'm chewing a biro.

Posted at 4:24 AM, by evileye.

The day after tomorrow is Wednesday.

Posted at 1:11 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Muppets in Space tend to implode

Posted at 12:01 AM, by punkbass2000.



April 02, 2001

Unless the puppets attack.

Posted at 8:14 PM, by Olivia.

Children love puppets.

Posted at 9:27 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 01, 2001

light is bright.

Posted at 9:30 PM, by zarya.

I'm sorry, but you only got a C

Posted at 3:27 PM, by punkbass2000.



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