Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

May 30, 2001

I once dated a frenchman. No, seriously. He walked like a duck.

Posted at 7:06 PM, by emily oi!.

I can't stop thinking about Fr*ch people.

Posted at 3:03 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

My phone number is ten digits long.

Posted at 8:35 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 28, 2001

One day I'm going to have my own posse.

Posted at 10:44 PM, by Imelda.

I sure am a crazy bugger. So are french people.

Posted at 10:17 PM, by emily oi!.

Some trees have needles.

Posted at 4:29 PM, by Imelda.

Hi. New. Bye.

Posted at 3:50 PM, by Imelda.

A lot of trees are always out.

Posted at 12:23 AM, by Olivia.

May 26, 2001

Trees don't get out much.

Posted at 9:26 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 25, 2001

Right across the English Channel from England is...more of Europe.

Posted at 11:11 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 23, 2001

I won't say anything about France anymore. I promise.

Posted at 11:14 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 22, 2001

French cat puppets like frogs.

Posted at 4:59 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 21, 2001

I like Sabrina the Teenage Witch, only because the really bad cat puppet amuses me.

Posted at 7:32 PM, by Olivia.

Something smells and I can't determine whether it's good or bad.

Posted at 12:43 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 18, 2001

Because there isn't really anything about cow hoofs that suggests freshness.

Posted at 7:13 PM, by Olivia.

So are animal parts really the freshmaker?

Posted at 7:13 PM, by Olivia.

They probably have gelatin which is animal parts.

Posted at 7:07 PM, by Olivia.

Mentos are the freshmaker.

Posted at 7:05 PM, by Olivia.

I apologize.

Posted at 2:58 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

French people love animals. Animals love french people. Animal parts hate everything.

Posted at 1:31 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Altoids got animal parts in 'em.

Posted at 1:30 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Altoids love French people.

Posted at 1:30 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

French people hate Altoids.

Posted at 11:10 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 17, 2001

I painted today. That is so totally not interesting.

Posted at 8:04 PM, by emily oi!.

My stomach is empty. I wish my name was Deb Katz, but not Mad Gab.

Posted at 5:46 PM, by emily oi!.

This page looks different on a Mac.

Posted at 3:52 PM, by Olivia.

I'm in the lead.

Posted at 8:43 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 16, 2001

You'd think that with the ever-growing complexity of the world that there'd be a word that uses all twenty-six letters of the alphabet.

Posted at 12:32 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 15, 2001

If you think a river can only hold so much water, just try putting more in. The river will still work.

Posted at 4:31 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Blogger works again, but that still isn't interesting.

Posted at 1:56 PM, by Olivia.

May 14, 2001

school today was definately not interesting. That applies, right?

Posted at 3:28 PM, by emily oi!.

The fact that this don't work isn't interesting.

Posted at 12:42 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 11, 2001

I don't really want to be here right now.

Posted at 4:52 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Clowns can be scary.

Posted at 1:29 PM, by Olivia.

As a valued customer of Qwest, my business is appreciated.

Posted at 9:24 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 10, 2001

My pants do not glow in the dark.

Posted at 6:33 AM, by emily oi!.

May 09, 2001

French people eat frogs.

Posted at 5:54 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

It would be pretty weird if the skys were red.

Posted at 5:49 PM, by Olivia.

Fish are not able to swim backwards.

Posted at 8:49 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 08, 2001

I just received an email from my mother with the following misspellings: dillion (Dylan), sandeago (Sandiego), luellen (Llewellyn), meloconly (meloncholy), dido them (???), torquiose (turquoise), gremlem (Gremlin [car] ), russion (Russian), restrant (restaurant), balling (bowling), dylen (Dylan, again), Ohpray (Oprah), colombo (Columbo), and ... yes, that's it. Oh my, I hope misspelling isn't a domenent trate.

Posted at 8:11 PM, by emily oi!.

That may have come across as interesting. It's not.

Posted at 7:10 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." —Unknown

Posted at 5:18 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

someone once told me dancing is like standing still, only faster. I still don't see it.

Posted at 3:55 PM, by emily oi!.

If you move a bunch of air really fast, it feels like wind.

Posted at 1:36 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 07, 2001

Two days of no posts is less interesting than anything any of us could come up with.

Posted at 7:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 05, 2001

It's not me, it's my bacteria, foo'!

Posted at 9:23 AM, by emily oi!.

May 04, 2001

Women will flock to your side if you have breath mints.

Posted at 12:29 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 03, 2001

I'm not at work. I'm not at play either.

Posted at 7:50 PM, by punkbass2000.

Pop's having a garage sale.

Posted at 5:41 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 02, 2001

Ovens sure can get hot, yessir.

Posted at 6:55 PM, by emily oi!.

This would be hard if my life was more interesting I think.

Posted at 1:19 PM, by Olivia.

Coffee ain't much like a woman.

Posted at 7:47 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 01, 2001

You forgot the (grunt) good god y'all.

Posted at 1:56 PM, by Olivia.

Absolutely nothing. (Say it again. War, what is it good for.)

Posted at 12:05 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.