Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.


June 30, 2001

my knee aches and hurts

Posted at 3:24 PM, by Olivia.

Penguins are v handsome animals.

Posted at 1:49 AM, by Imelda.



June 29, 2001

If a bird had only one wing would it fly in circles?

Posted at 10:50 PM, by Olivia.

Birds fly. Unless they don't.

Posted at 5:17 PM, by martin.



June 28, 2001

Got a dollar?

Posted at 7:38 PM, by Olivia.

Idiots Guide to Adoption?

Posted at 2:55 PM, by Olivia.

Copacetic® will get rid of your heartburn.

Posted at 1:38 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Rats like cantalope, as well as other fruits.

Posted at 9:58 AM, by emily oi!.

Idiot Fest 2000 + 1. Enough said.

Posted at 12:32 AM, by Imelda.



June 27, 2001

Did you just see that?

Posted at 5:56 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I have been terribly un interesting and for that I am sorry.

Posted at 5:28 PM, by martin.

I'm a reasonable man. So says you.

Posted at 2:28 PM, by Olivia.



June 25, 2001

Well, aren't you just darling.

Posted at 10:52 PM, by emily oi!.

This is how I named the files: III_05.htm#4.

Posted at 10:06 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



June 24, 2001

Da Bears.

Posted at 3:25 AM, by Imelda.



June 23, 2001

I haven't used deodorant for a week. The mosquitos don't come near me anymore.

Posted at 1:15 PM, by emily oi!.



June 22, 2001

Sometimes when I get tired I think to myself, "You should go to bed."

Posted at 11:40 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



June 21, 2001

This is too early.

Posted at 7:00 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



June 20, 2001

For a minute, I lost myself.

Posted at 9:38 PM, by Olivia.



June 19, 2001

Why so mad?

Posted at 5:23 PM, by Imelda.

I'm mad.

Posted at 12:15 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



June 18, 2001

Right on, Eric. I agree :D

Posted at 3:23 PM, by Imelda.

In a couple of days it will be the first day of summer. But it's hot today.

Posted at 3:18 PM, by Olivia.

 

Posted at 8:14 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

It's Monday O'clock.

Posted at 2:15 AM, by Imelda.

Monkeys are similar to humans except they don't wear clothes.

Posted at 2:07 AM, by Imelda.



June 17, 2001

Today is Father's day. Or is it Fathers' day?

Posted at 4:27 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



June 16, 2001

So ... bite me.

Posted at 3:08 AM, by Imelda.

Sometimes I feel like saying "bite me" for no reason at all.

Posted at 3:08 AM, by Imelda.



June 15, 2001

*burp* ... excuse me.

Posted at 2:07 AM, by Imelda.

Have you ever eaten chummy garies before?

Posted at 2:06 AM, by Imelda.

I hate it. Well, actually...it's OK. No, wait. Yes, I do feel good about it.

Posted at 1:56 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



June 14, 2001

I blogged her.

Posted at 11:19 PM, by emily oi!.

*Hits head on table* ... bored, bored, bored ...

Posted at 9:58 PM, by Imelda.

How do you feel about Greek silk pie, instead of French?

Posted at 9:55 PM, by emily oi!.

Blog me.

Posted at 4:49 PM, by Imelda.

broken computers aren't good for blogging

Posted at 12:28 PM, by Olivia.

I guess Celine aint all bad.

Posted at 11:56 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

A baseball player stepped on my pancake.

Posted at 10:02 AM, by emily oi!.



June 13, 2001

I don't even like French silk pie.

Posted at 2:12 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



June 12, 2001

pointed objects that transgress through the skin hurt. A lot.

Posted at 1:08 PM, by emily oi!.

From this point on, things will remain the same.

Posted at 10:33 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Hot air rises ... wow.

Posted at 3:38 AM, by Imelda.



June 11, 2001

My mother is abusive. I have to go to bed now.

Posted at 12:59 AM, by emily oi!.

My mother says she will pull me by my ears if she has to. I scoff at her threats.

Posted at 12:55 AM, by emily oi!.

My mother says i ought to go to bed. I scoff at her suggestions.

Posted at 12:53 AM, by emily oi!.



June 10, 2001

I like pie. So does he.

Posted at 9:04 PM, by emily oi!.



June 08, 2001

If you have a friend and his name is John Smith, you better memorize his phone number.

Posted at 3:07 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



June 07, 2001

Will make you go well ... "Hmm ..."

Posted at 10:29 PM, by Imelda.

Things that make you go "Hmm ..."

Posted at 10:28 PM, by Imelda.

Do vegetarian Frenchmen eat tofu-frogs?

Posted at 4:03 PM, by emily oi!.

A French person would have made it say "Allez!" and then eaten a frog.

Posted at 11:59 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Uh-oh...I just broke my own rule.

Posted at 11:57 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I have to make a button that says "Go". I wanted to make it say "Go!", but they said, "You're crazy, man."

Posted at 11:56 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I have 26 years of not interesting, and another 50 years or so too (knock on wood).

Posted at 11:53 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

i have a whole summer in which to do not interesting things. are you jealous?

Posted at 11:17 AM, by emily oi!.



June 05, 2001

I heard if you stare directly at the Sun it hurts and can damage your eyes. I'm gonna go see if that's true ...

Posted at 3:54 PM, by Imelda.

This might have an ISSN soon.

Posted at 2:49 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



June 04, 2001

Delete this post.

Posted at 1:30 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



June 03, 2001

"emily, you are so boring." "correction. i am not interesting!"

Posted at 7:38 PM, by emily oi!.



June 02, 2001

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Posted at 1:06 AM, by Imelda.



June 01, 2001

What is a hip?

Posted at 6:08 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

A friend of mine is going to France to be French for a year.

Posted at 1:12 AM, by Imelda.



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