Not Interesting
A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.
June 30, 2001
my knee aches and hurts
Posted at 3:24 PM, by Olivia.
Penguins are v handsome animals.
Posted at 1:49 AM, by Imelda.
June 29, 2001
If a bird had only one wing would it fly in circles?
Posted at 10:50 PM, by Olivia.
Birds fly. Unless they don't.
Posted at 5:17 PM, by martin.
June 28, 2001
Got a dollar?
Posted at 7:38 PM, by Olivia.
Idiots Guide to Adoption?
Posted at 2:55 PM, by Olivia.
Copacetic® will get rid of your heartburn.
Posted at 1:38 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Rats like cantalope, as well as other fruits.
Posted at 9:58 AM, by emily oi!.
Idiot Fest 2000 + 1. Enough said.
Posted at 12:32 AM, by Imelda.
June 27, 2001
Did you just see that?
Posted at 5:56 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
I have been terribly un interesting and for that I am sorry.
Posted at 5:28 PM, by martin.
I'm a reasonable man. So says you.
Posted at 2:28 PM, by Olivia.
June 25, 2001
Well, aren't you just darling.
Posted at 10:52 PM, by emily oi!.
This is how I named the files: III_05.htm#4.
Posted at 10:06 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
June 24, 2001
Da Bears.
Posted at 3:25 AM, by Imelda.
June 23, 2001
I haven't used deodorant for a week. The mosquitos don't come near me anymore.
Posted at 1:15 PM, by emily oi!.
June 22, 2001
Sometimes when I get tired I think to myself, "You should go to bed."
Posted at 11:40 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
June 21, 2001
This is too early.
Posted at 7:00 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
June 20, 2001
For a minute, I lost myself.
Posted at 9:38 PM, by Olivia.
June 19, 2001
Why so mad?
Posted at 5:23 PM, by Imelda.
I'm mad.
Posted at 12:15 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
June 18, 2001
Right on, Eric. I agree :D
Posted at 3:23 PM, by Imelda.
In a couple of days it will be the first day of summer. But it's hot today.
Posted at 3:18 PM, by Olivia.
Posted at 8:14 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
It's Monday O'clock.
Posted at 2:15 AM, by Imelda.
Monkeys are similar to humans except they don't wear clothes.
Posted at 2:07 AM, by Imelda.
June 17, 2001
Today is Father's day. Or is it Fathers' day?
Posted at 4:27 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
June 16, 2001
So ... bite me.
Posted at 3:08 AM, by Imelda.
Sometimes I feel like saying "bite me" for no reason at all.
Posted at 3:08 AM, by Imelda.
June 15, 2001
*burp* ... excuse me.
Posted at 2:07 AM, by Imelda.
Have you ever eaten chummy garies before?
Posted at 2:06 AM, by Imelda.
I hate it. Well, actually...it's OK. No, wait. Yes, I do feel good about it.
Posted at 1:56 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
June 14, 2001
I blogged her.
Posted at 11:19 PM, by emily oi!.
*Hits head on table* ... bored, bored, bored ...
Posted at 9:58 PM, by Imelda.
How do you feel about Greek silk pie, instead of French?
Posted at 9:55 PM, by emily oi!.
Blog me.
Posted at 4:49 PM, by Imelda.
broken computers aren't good for blogging
Posted at 12:28 PM, by Olivia.
I guess Celine aint all bad.
Posted at 11:56 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
A baseball player stepped on my pancake.
Posted at 10:02 AM, by emily oi!.
June 13, 2001
I don't even like French silk pie.
Posted at 2:12 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
June 12, 2001
pointed objects that transgress through the skin hurt. A lot.
Posted at 1:08 PM, by emily oi!.
From this point on, things will remain the same.
Posted at 10:33 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Hot air rises ... wow.
Posted at 3:38 AM, by Imelda.
June 11, 2001
My mother is abusive. I have to go to bed now.
Posted at 12:59 AM, by emily oi!.
My mother says she will pull me by my ears if she has to. I scoff at her threats.
Posted at 12:55 AM, by emily oi!.
My mother says i ought to go to bed. I scoff at her suggestions.
Posted at 12:53 AM, by emily oi!.
June 10, 2001
I like pie. So does he.
Posted at 9:04 PM, by emily oi!.
June 08, 2001
If you have a friend and his name is John Smith, you better memorize his phone number.
Posted at 3:07 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
June 07, 2001
Will make you go well ... "Hmm ..."
Posted at 10:29 PM, by Imelda.
Things that make you go "Hmm ..."
Posted at 10:28 PM, by Imelda.
Do vegetarian Frenchmen eat tofu-frogs?
Posted at 4:03 PM, by emily oi!.
A French person would have made it say "Allez!" and then eaten a frog.
Posted at 11:59 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Uh-oh...I just broke my own rule.
Posted at 11:57 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
I have to make a button that says "Go".
I wanted to make it say "Go!", but they said, "You're crazy, man."
Posted at 11:56 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
I have 26 years of not interesting, and another 50 years or so too (knock on wood).
Posted at 11:53 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
i have a whole summer in which to do not interesting things. are you jealous?
Posted at 11:17 AM, by emily oi!.
June 05, 2001
I heard if you stare directly at the Sun it hurts and can damage your eyes. I'm gonna go see if that's true ...
Posted at 3:54 PM, by Imelda.
This might have an ISSN soon.
Posted at 2:49 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
June 04, 2001
Delete this post.
Posted at 1:30 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
June 03, 2001
"emily, you are so boring."
"correction. i am not interesting!"
Posted at 7:38 PM, by emily oi!.
June 02, 2001
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Posted at 1:06 AM, by Imelda.
June 01, 2001
What is a hip?
Posted at 6:08 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
A friend of mine is going to France to be French for a year.
Posted at 1:12 AM, by Imelda.
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