Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.


July 30, 2001

Hope my brother doesn't burn my burger.

Posted at 8:50 PM, by Imelda.



July 29, 2001

People really seem to enjoy downloading MP3 files.

Posted at 2:37 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 28, 2001

Give me your money.

Posted at 5:51 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 27, 2001

Ouch.

Posted at 11:14 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 26, 2001

I have a blue cup.

Posted at 2:52 PM, by Imelda.



July 24, 2001

I think I'm over my french people hang up. Look, I'm not even capitalizing french people anymore.

Posted at 11:43 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 23, 2001

Gotta go to the bathroom.

Posted at 12:36 AM, by Imelda.



July 21, 2001

Anyone shop at the Kickass-Mart?

Posted at 8:05 PM, by Imelda.



July 20, 2001

I like the Simpsons. Save Me Jeebus.

Posted at 8:18 PM, by Olivia.



July 18, 2001

I watched Leaving Las Vegas and then went to bed. I dreamt a happy ending.

Posted at 5:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 17, 2001

So I won't.

Posted at 11:42 PM, by Imelda.

If I could, I would.

Posted at 7:05 PM, by Imelda.

I think I got my fingers too orange.

Posted at 9:07 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 15, 2001

Am I on the right day?

Posted at 11:10 PM, by Imelda.

I just spilt scented oil on me.

Posted at 11:10 PM, by Imelda.

George wouldn't do that.

Posted at 7:01 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 13, 2001

I'm thirsty again.

Posted at 1:02 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 12, 2001

Some people wish they too were on the cast of Friends.

Posted at 10:03 PM, by Olivia.

The French folk are doing thheir stuff.

Posted at 8:10 PM, by martin.

I used to buy junk food at a store calld In 'n' Out.

Posted at 9:07 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

And what you eat just goes through you like water and out the other end.

Posted at 1:14 AM, by Imelda.



July 11, 2001

But what's the point if you're just going to eat it anyways?

Posted at 10:33 PM, by emily oi!.

That's why I said what I said.

Posted at 3:32 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 09, 2001

Dark Johnson.

Posted at 8:37 PM, by Imelda.

Vinnie Crackhorn

Posted at 8:35 PM, by Imelda.

Jimmy crack corn.

Posted at 9:40 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I'd like it to jump out soon.

Posted at 2:18 AM, by Imelda.



July 08, 2001

I have a frog stuck in my throat.

Posted at 8:05 PM, by Imelda.

I hope that when you visit, the weather will be clement.

Posted at 2:35 PM, by emily oi!.

The meal was delicious. Please send my compliments to the chef.

Posted at 2:34 PM, by emily oi!.

I want a raise.

Posted at 2:33 PM, by emily oi!.

Now with new and improved taste.

Posted at 2:33 PM, by emily oi!.

If you pretend to steal my nose once more, I'll bite your thumb off.

Posted at 2:31 PM, by emily oi!.

They say it takes two to tango, but how many for a conga line??

Posted at 2:30 PM, by emily oi!.

Vote Joe Mueller For a Junior President who will put you in a full nelson [exclamation point edited out]

Posted at 2:29 PM, by emily oi!.

Chickens can run around without their heads.

Posted at 2:56 AM, by Imelda.

George wouldn't have done that. Not for a million bucks.

Posted at 1:54 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 07, 2001

Eating can get v messy.

Posted at 3:08 PM, by Imelda.

Blah blah blah.

Posted at 1:16 AM, by emily oi!.



July 05, 2001

That might hurt.

Posted at 9:54 PM, by Imelda.

And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Posted at 8:34 PM, by Olivia.

Join a club.

Posted at 5:43 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 03, 2001

So do many colas. Blow up I mean.

Posted at 8:20 PM, by Olivia.

Pop, soda, soda pop and soft drinks all have sugar in them.

Posted at 12:10 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Let's blow up small bits of polite smoothies and feed them to French frogs.

Posted at 12:05 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 02, 2001

Look, I'm making people happy.

Posted at 9:49 PM, by Imelda.

I live in Milwaukee. I do not eat frogs, but I can make one mean smoothie (and a polite one too, if you ask nicely).

Posted at 5:52 PM, by emily oi!.

that is actually from the simpsons?

Posted at 2:46 PM, by Olivia.

It's time to celebrate our country's heritage by blowing up small bits of it.

Posted at 2:46 PM, by Olivia.

Milwaukee people don't eat frogs.

Posted at 1:41 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I was in Milwaukee. I ate food there, among other things.

Posted at 12:38 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



July 01, 2001

My orange juice tastes like gross.

Posted at 11:33 PM, by emily oi!.

If you squint, New Zealand looks like a green banana. Uh.. Kind of.

Posted at 11:29 PM, by emily oi!.

Obviously I can't read time by my last post.

Posted at 8:39 PM, by Imelda.

Whoa, I almost thought it was going to be 8:30 pm, but I'm not on Central time. I'm 2 hrs behind.

Posted at 8:37 PM, by Imelda.

Would you like fries with that?

Posted at 8:36 PM, by Imelda.

You've got a good point there, sir.

Posted at 8:11 PM, by emily oi!.

Who spilled coffee on my feet? Oh yeah, that was me.

Posted at 3:29 PM, by emily oi!.



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