Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.


March 30, 2002

It was cold, but it quite suddenly became warm.

Posted at 2:10 PM, by werenotdeep.



March 29, 2002

[3/29/2002 7:45:18 PM | Emily ] Posted at 7:45 PM, by Emily .

Posted at 7:45 PM, by emily oi!.

It's.... pink.

Posted at 7:44 PM, by emily oi!.



March 26, 2002

I shouldn't have eaten that food with the "green stuff" on it.

Posted at 6:16 PM, by Imelda.

You know, we don't really need Wyoming.

Posted at 4:26 PM, by werenotdeep.

Good lord and butter.

Posted at 9:44 AM, by Ozzyopolis.



March 25, 2002

Pepomint. Not kidding.

Posted at 12:11 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

If we didn't have big asses, we wouldn't have big ass cookies.

Posted at 12:01 PM, by Ozzyopolis.



March 23, 2002

If we didn't have cookies, then we wouldn't have had a cookie monster.

Posted at 11:33 PM, by Imelda.



March 22, 2002

These coupons to get into Worlds of Fun at half-price expired in 1983. I guess I'll have to wait until it's 1983 again to use them.

Posted at 8:05 PM, by werenotdeep.

Joy to the world.

Posted at 5:38 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



March 19, 2002

"Je mange des grenouilles." is how a French person would say "I eat frogs."

Posted at 2:46 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



March 18, 2002

I suppose one day I will be privy to all the information in that file cabinet. But that lies beyond my ambitions. I just want to be able to afford sleeping in until ten thirty and waking to a box full of Cinnabons.

Posted at 12:18 PM, by werenotdeep.

He left in a cab to go to meet his girlfriend at the movies on the other side of town at about four thirty, so he said, you say?

Posted at 12:17 PM, by werenotdeep.

The suction cup marks, splattered ink, ostrich feathers and iodine stains all around the fireplace are really too bizzare to be able to gander any kind of reasonable suspicion as to who's behind all this.

Posted at 12:16 PM, by werenotdeep.

None of these scenarios are what I'd consider likely.

Posted at 12:12 PM, by werenotdeep.



March 17, 2002

La la la la la la, la la la la la la ...

Posted at 5:46 PM, by Imelda.



March 16, 2002

My car door got stuck open. I got three parking tickets in one day. I bought a pipe last night.

Posted at 3:58 PM, by werenotdeep.



March 15, 2002

yo soy una hormiga, censurada por la sutileza de sus cargas.

Posted at 10:32 PM, by emily oi!.

Good god, good god. Sit. Shake. Roll over. Good god.

Posted at 9:46 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Il mio nome Marlon Brando e sono qui per il tutti che possiate mangiare il buffet.

Posted at 4:58 PM, by werenotdeep.

She talks just like a valley girl. ALL DAY.

Posted at 11:54 AM, by werenotdeep.

v-c-v-c-v v. v-c-v can't we just eat the pudding?

Posted at 9:50 AM, by emily oi!.



March 14, 2002

I am pee shy.

Posted at 11:53 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

pi, they say. pie? i say.

Posted at 7:29 PM, by emily oi!.



March 13, 2002

It is a long and perilous road from here to where the pastries are.

Posted at 12:23 PM, by werenotdeep.



March 12, 2002

Oops. This was broken. Notice the past tense.

Posted at 7:02 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Five out of ten people agree that the other five people are wrong.

Posted at 6:19 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



March 11, 2002

You are so drunk right now ... oh wait, I'm drunk ... wait, who is this?

Posted at 9:20 PM, by Imelda.



March 10, 2002

Selling your residence should only be done if you own your residence.

Posted at 7:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

blabloza

Posted at 12:46 PM, by emily oi!.



March 09, 2002

Hey, I stepped in pants.

Posted at 8:17 PM, by emily oi!.

He said his toes resemble little sausages.

Posted at 4:34 PM, by Imelda.



March 08, 2002

All the rooms were about the same size.

Posted at 10:10 AM, by werenotdeep.



March 05, 2002

It now has a sister chateau.

Posted at 7:38 PM, by werenotdeep.

If a tree were to fall in the middle of the forest, that'd be one less tree I'd have to worry about.

Posted at 4:54 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Highmarks, highmarks.

Posted at 12:56 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



March 04, 2002

I will devise a method for knowing when you should rescue your food from the microwave judgeing by the number of and frequency of popping noises that occur during cooking.

Posted at 2:34 PM, by werenotdeep.

It smells like a library in here.

Posted at 10:30 AM, by werenotdeep.



March 03, 2002

your heart is like an ocean, mysterious and dark.

Posted at 8:39 PM, by emily oi!.

Lamps dispense light.

Posted at 8:08 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I can't hit high notes. But I can kick them.

Posted at 10:25 AM, by emily oi!.

Seven minutes in heaven the oven.

Posted at 10:00 AM, by emily oi!.



March 01, 2002

David Wisagum.

Posted at 5:24 PM, by werenotdeep.

I think it's okay to call certain "codes" numbers, even though they have letters in them, not just numerals or digits, because if you keep calling them "codes", it sounds like you're trying to be all covert and James Bond-ish, and it's just wrong.

Posted at 5:23 PM, by werenotdeep.

I could tell you a story about the Iguana.

Posted at 4:35 PM, by werenotdeep.

Norway isn't in France. Norwegians don't like themselves.

Posted at 1:52 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



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