Not Interesting
A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.
April 30, 2002
don't say it.
Posted at 8:34 PM, by emily oi!.
I honestly believe that someday soon, I will get my hair cut. Again.
Posted at 1:01 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
have I told you you're my inspiration?
Posted at 6:20 AM, by emily oi!.
April 28, 2002
The cuffs won't be necessary. This man is a hero.
Posted at 9:56 AM, by werenotdeep.
April 25, 2002
My twinkies are fortifed.
Posted at 3:44 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 24, 2002
I like Jell-o...as much as I like a good head cold. Hate em both, actually.
Posted at 5:33 PM, by Ozzyopolis.
What exactly is the point of ceiling tiles?
Posted at 3:10 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 22, 2002
This is STILL just the same thing that it was when it wasn't as good as marshmellows.
Posted at 1:27 AM, by werenotdeep.
London 6, Tijuana 14. Svordjiac steps up to the plate. Oh god, that was really awful.
Posted at 1:25 AM, by werenotdeep.
April 20, 2002
When I shake my booty, one is reminded of Jello.
Posted at 3:46 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 19, 2002
Look out, South America. Look out.
Posted at 4:09 PM, by emily oi!.
Doesn't the word "fashionable" just mean that it's capable of having fashion? I mean, it doesn't really mean that it HAS fashion.
Posted at 1:37 AM, by werenotdeep.
April 18, 2002
Head aches.
Posted at 11:55 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Poo poo on your shoe.
Posted at 12:19 AM, by Imelda.
Don't you know you're the muffin man?
Posted at 12:19 AM, by Imelda.
April 16, 2002
Enjoy Coca-Cola.
Posted at 12:39 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 14, 2002
These roll over a lot easier than American cars.
Posted at 10:49 PM, by werenotdeep.
Oooh no...not the boogies.
Posted at 10:48 PM, by werenotdeep.
Anyone else feel the gas?
Posted at 3:24 AM, by Imelda.
April 13, 2002
Not responsible for lost or stolen nose gear.
Posted at 3:05 AM, by werenotdeep.
April 12, 2002
Achtung (in your mind...insert some sort of exclamation-type punctuation following this word)
Posted at 1:29 PM, by Ozzyopolis.
Go-go dancer, go-go dancer.
Posted at 11:32 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Don't get too close or you'll get burned by the molt and lava.
Posted at 2:41 AM, by Imelda.
April 11, 2002
You can hand over your toothpaste or your mother, or anything else that's worthless.
Posted at 7:48 PM, by werenotdeep.
Bomb-diggity
Posted at 11:16 AM, by Ozzyopolis.
Flip it over.
Posted at 1:37 AM, by Imelda.
April 10, 2002
Paco would kick my ass, given the chance.
Posted at 12:41 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
It's hard to stop a train.
Posted at 2:36 AM, by werenotdeep.
April 09, 2002
L-O-L-A, Lola.
Posted at 11:19 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 08, 2002
Smeg-for-Brains...
Posted at 1:08 PM, by Ozzyopolis.
All silly silly.
Posted at 1:46 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 07, 2002
Click.
Posted at 7:29 PM, by Imelda.
And I thought since his career was over that he some how died.
Posted at 7:29 PM, by Imelda.
April 06, 2002
I am suspicious of that floating paper-machet elephant head. It's been following us since the tilt-a-whirl.
Posted at 8:41 PM, by werenotdeep.
April 04, 2002
You just met my little sister? Oh. I have to poop.
Posted at 8:38 PM, by werenotdeep.
Back in the days before we had such sophisticated hydraulics, spewing ketchup from underneath an anthill that fast was just unheard of.
Posted at 8:37 PM, by werenotdeep.
April 03, 2002
now with the power of soup ;
Posted at 11:57 PM, by emily oi!.
promoted from Junior Stock Manager to Acting Stock Manager, eh?
Posted at 9:12 PM, by emily oi!.
Your current options are:
Posted at 6:09 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
April 02, 2002
You have every right to hate that brand of Easter basket hay, sweetie.
Posted at 11:11 PM, by werenotdeep.
April 01, 2002
Do penguins know when it gets too cold?
Posted at 6:48 PM, by Imelda.
This isn't working.
Posted at 1:49 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
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