Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.


April 30, 2002

don't say it.

Posted at 8:34 PM, by emily oi!.

I honestly believe that someday soon, I will get my hair cut. Again.

Posted at 1:01 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

have I told you you're my inspiration?

Posted at 6:20 AM, by emily oi!.



April 28, 2002

The cuffs won't be necessary. This man is a hero.

Posted at 9:56 AM, by werenotdeep.



April 25, 2002

My twinkies are fortifed.

Posted at 3:44 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 24, 2002

I like Jell-o...as much as I like a good head cold. Hate em both, actually.

Posted at 5:33 PM, by Ozzyopolis.

What exactly is the point of ceiling tiles?

Posted at 3:10 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 22, 2002

This is STILL just the same thing that it was when it wasn't as good as marshmellows.

Posted at 1:27 AM, by werenotdeep.

London 6, Tijuana 14. Svordjiac steps up to the plate. Oh god, that was really awful.

Posted at 1:25 AM, by werenotdeep.



April 20, 2002

When I shake my booty, one is reminded of Jello.

Posted at 3:46 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 19, 2002

Look out, South America. Look out.

Posted at 4:09 PM, by emily oi!.

Doesn't the word "fashionable" just mean that it's capable of having fashion? I mean, it doesn't really mean that it HAS fashion.

Posted at 1:37 AM, by werenotdeep.



April 18, 2002

Head aches.

Posted at 11:55 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Poo poo on your shoe.

Posted at 12:19 AM, by Imelda.

Don't you know you're the muffin man?

Posted at 12:19 AM, by Imelda.



April 16, 2002

Enjoy Coca-Cola.

Posted at 12:39 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 14, 2002

These roll over a lot easier than American cars.

Posted at 10:49 PM, by werenotdeep.

Oooh no...not the boogies.

Posted at 10:48 PM, by werenotdeep.

Anyone else feel the gas?

Posted at 3:24 AM, by Imelda.



April 13, 2002

Not responsible for lost or stolen nose gear.

Posted at 3:05 AM, by werenotdeep.



April 12, 2002

Achtung (in your mind...insert some sort of exclamation-type punctuation following this word)

Posted at 1:29 PM, by Ozzyopolis.

Go-go dancer, go-go dancer.

Posted at 11:32 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Don't get too close or you'll get burned by the molt and lava.

Posted at 2:41 AM, by Imelda.



April 11, 2002

You can hand over your toothpaste or your mother, or anything else that's worthless.

Posted at 7:48 PM, by werenotdeep.

Bomb-diggity

Posted at 11:16 AM, by Ozzyopolis.

Flip it over.

Posted at 1:37 AM, by Imelda.



April 10, 2002

Paco would kick my ass, given the chance.

Posted at 12:41 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

It's hard to stop a train.

Posted at 2:36 AM, by werenotdeep.



April 09, 2002

L-O-L-A, Lola.

Posted at 11:19 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 08, 2002

Smeg-for-Brains...

Posted at 1:08 PM, by Ozzyopolis.

All silly silly.

Posted at 1:46 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 07, 2002

Click.

Posted at 7:29 PM, by Imelda.

And I thought since his career was over that he some how died.

Posted at 7:29 PM, by Imelda.



April 06, 2002

I am suspicious of that floating paper-machet elephant head. It's been following us since the tilt-a-whirl.

Posted at 8:41 PM, by werenotdeep.



April 04, 2002

You just met my little sister? Oh. I have to poop.

Posted at 8:38 PM, by werenotdeep.

Back in the days before we had such sophisticated hydraulics, spewing ketchup from underneath an anthill that fast was just unheard of.

Posted at 8:37 PM, by werenotdeep.



April 03, 2002

now with the power of soup ;

Posted at 11:57 PM, by emily oi!.

promoted from Junior Stock Manager to Acting Stock Manager, eh?

Posted at 9:12 PM, by emily oi!.

Your current options are:

Posted at 6:09 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



April 02, 2002

You have every right to hate that brand of Easter basket hay, sweetie.

Posted at 11:11 PM, by werenotdeep.



April 01, 2002

Do penguins know when it gets too cold?

Posted at 6:48 PM, by Imelda.

This isn't working.

Posted at 1:49 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



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