Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.


May 31, 2002

It doesn't matter how many people you leave bloodied along the way.

Posted at 7:54 PM, by Imelda.

My sister recommended herself, and then used herself to recommend herself.

Posted at 2:18 PM, by Joe.

Bow down before me, for I am you pelvic specialist.

Posted at 6:44 AM, by emily oi!.



May 30, 2002

B.A. would do anything for his mama.

Posted at 4:06 PM, by emily oi!.

i am mitigating emptiness.

Posted at 4:04 PM, by emily oi!.

the stars... i mean. wow.

Posted at 2:39 PM, by raoul.



May 29, 2002

There wasn't like anything there, but I thought that there might have been. That's why I went there, but when I arrived, there wasn't anything there.

Posted at 5:40 PM, by Joe.



May 28, 2002

"You brought something back with you," said Cliff. "Sure did," replied Theo.

Posted at 8:26 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



May 26, 2002

I know what I'm thinking right now.

Posted at 9:27 PM, by werenotdeep.

I wonder how the French say woof. I don't know how they say ribbit and I never want to know.

Posted at 8:28 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof...

Posted at 8:27 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I wanna dance.

Posted at 5:26 PM, by Imelda.



May 25, 2002

Jupiter's less far away than Pluto; and Mercury's even closer; but Mars is closer than all of them. Watching TV's fine, reading is fun too, watching movies is also cool, and games are alright; but nothing beats staring into space.

Posted at 10:20 PM, by Joe.



May 24, 2002

There goes that creature.

Posted at 7:35 PM, by werenotdeep.

Let's hear it for my friends in the Dawg Pound.

Posted at 10:59 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



May 23, 2002

i'm debating stopping drinking milk until scientists and nutrituionists come to a decision on if it would kill me or not.

Posted at 5:10 AM, by raoul.



May 21, 2002

I thought I saw a stray cat; but it was just a squirrel. The same thing happened last spring; but that time it turned out to be a rabbit.

Posted at 5:04 PM, by Joe.



May 20, 2002

Keep posin', posin', posin', posin'... Eeeny, Meeny, miny, mo, It doesn't even matter what then lyrics are, yo!

Posted at 4:48 PM, by Ozzyopolis.



May 19, 2002

My eyes drift from the floor to the walls; ceiling to window; and then back to the floor again. I do this until my milk warms up so I can drink it and go to sleep.

Posted at 7:23 PM, by Joe.



May 18, 2002

Some things that drape also dangle.

Posted at 4:44 AM, by werenotdeep.

Pimpin' ain't easy ... or so I've heard.

Posted at 2:18 AM, by Imelda.



May 17, 2002

If you see that go by, you better run undercover or else you'll get seen by them.

Posted at 10:50 PM, by Imelda.

And then there were two.

Posted at 9:13 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

There was two guys, one guy was like this guy I once knew before from this place next to that restaurant, like the one with those waitresses with the outfits and everything, anyway the other was just like that guy from that movie that came out a while ago, the one with that chick with the hair, you know, the one with that dude who's all like, "Hey!" Well, anyway, these two guys are cool.

Posted at 8:36 PM, by Joe.

Yum ... the fish bones tickle my taste buds.

Posted at 1:53 AM, by Imelda.



May 15, 2002

He was such the guy in just such a way.

Posted at 5:57 PM, by werenotdeep.

the girl purred when i said something. i wish i could remember what it was.

Posted at 2:50 PM, by raoul.

That man. He has leather.

Posted at 11:28 AM, by werenotdeep.

If you're happy and you know it, sit down and shut up.

Posted at 10:41 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Okay, guys, let's look at the size of this helicopter. Okay, do you think we're gonna need more french fries? Come on guys, I can't do everything here.

Posted at 12:53 AM, by werenotdeep.



May 14, 2002

Well, I'll be. They gave him a medal just for standing and waiting in line for a long time.

Posted at 12:05 PM, by werenotdeep.

There's a guy and he's walking down the street and it's a dark overcast day, but it's breezy and warm. The buildings on either side of the street are a dark salmony orange-pink. He's got sort of light brown hair and he wears glasses. He's wearing a striped silver and navy necktie, a light sort of greenish-blue shirt, dock loafers and pocket jeans. In his right hand, he's got a brown leather suitcase and there's multicolored plasic cups, plates and silverware inside. He's got a contented smile on his face and he's humming to himself "mmmmm mmm mmm mmm-mmm-mmm". He gets on one of those old streetcars.

Posted at 11:42 AM, by werenotdeep.

We don't think it's cool, we just like....it just is cool.

Posted at 11:37 AM, by werenotdeep.

I am just like the bottle.

Posted at 11:10 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



May 12, 2002

Should I add comments to this thing, or might that be construed as interesting?

Posted at 11:30 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I really oughtta think more.

Posted at 4:19 AM, by werenotdeep.

Sometimes Denmark just isn't big enough for a guy.

Posted at 4:19 AM, by werenotdeep.

Babies just aren't any good with technology.

Posted at 4:18 AM, by werenotdeep.

Sweet as a lemon.

Posted at 2:04 AM, by Imelda.

Words confuse me. Tell me in pictures.

Posted at 2:03 AM, by Imelda.

That sounds pretty erotic ... let's get the post-it.

Posted at 1:59 AM, by Imelda.

Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.

Posted at 1:56 AM, by Imelda.



May 11, 2002

Hoi says that it should go faster than the way that I wrote it, but man, he's just like....wrong! You know what I mean?

Posted at 8:36 PM, by werenotdeep.

I'll be moving soon. One can only hope that my apartment isn't rented by any French.

Posted at 10:56 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



May 09, 2002

One time I saw this cool guy and it was cool. He's such a cool guy. I'd like to be cool some day, if I lived in one of those houses without awnings I would probably be cooler.

Posted at 8:16 PM, by Joe.

I will clap my hands once, and you will always wonder where these ice cube trays came from every time somebody says the word "rescind".

Posted at 1:16 AM, by werenotdeep.



May 08, 2002

Five bottles and i can't open even one.

Posted at 7:21 PM, by emily oi!.

Your bed must have been more hi tech than mine. I only had monster controls.

Posted at 6:28 AM, by emily oi!.

Ray always gave the best homework.

Posted at 1:10 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



May 07, 2002

when he gets high he unplugs his telephone.

Posted at 10:35 PM, by raoul.

This music could be best described as "chuggy".

Posted at 8:31 PM, by werenotdeep.

Do you think you could describe his face after seeing his arm?

Posted at 7:34 PM, by werenotdeep.

anada always made the coolest stuff, anyways.

Posted at 6:24 AM, by emily oi!.

I think I read somewhere that he was fond of squirrels.

Posted at 1:18 AM, by werenotdeep.



May 06, 2002

They confiscated my soul.

Posted at 5:15 PM, by emily oi!.



May 05, 2002

I drank way too much coffee, boyee.

Posted at 5:32 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

when it rains, it pours, and then later it stops and feels a bit silly about it all.

Posted at 12:05 AM, by raoul.



May 03, 2002

To best drink a beverage out of a can, align the small opening in the top of the can with your mouth.

Posted at 4:04 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

PiE

Posted at 10:34 AM, by Ozzyopolis.



May 02, 2002

I like this little thing.

Posted at 12:03 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

it.

Posted at 11:27 AM, by Ozzyopolis.



May 01, 2002

If I had super powers like Jesus, I'd probably just use them to get laid. Then I'd have to die for my own sins.

Posted at 12:19 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

i thought the plastic bag was a cat on the road, again.

Posted at 1:30 AM, by raoul.



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