A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.
July 31, 2002
I went to Burger King with my friend a couple days ago.
I said to him "The best thing about being an ex-employee of Burger King is the free drinks."
He asked "What, is that a new rule or something?"
I replied, "Well, for me it is."
Posted at 3:05 PM, by Frank.
July 30, 2002
A telemarketer called; she went through her solicitation (something about a bank)
but I stopped her and said "I'm doing a Crossword. Do you know a word that rhymes with nostril?"
She laughed nervously and said "I don't know, um, collossal?"
I was impressed by her quick thinking, but something made me say
"Sorry, it has to have three letters." And then I hung up.
Posted at 10:10 PM, by Joe.
This sauce is so tame. What's up with that?
Posted at 9:39 PM, by werenotdeep.
The jury is out.
Posted at 2:58 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
July 29, 2002
. . . oh yeah . . .
. . . my name is big oh yeah . . .
Posted at 1:43 PM, by Frank.
July 27, 2002
The label on my water bottle says:
"Absopure; The Hydration Drink"
Posted at 2:43 PM, by Joe.
Some people just don't know when to shut up. Other people eat toast. Sometimes, they're the same people, and sometimes they don't shut up while they're eating toast, and crumbs just get everywhere.
Posted at 6:17 AM, by werenotdeep.
July 26, 2002
That's your favorite color?
Posted at 4:55 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
July 25, 2002
Joe wants some real food;
but a Baby Ruth will have to do.
Because it's sort of like food.
Posted at 5:56 PM, by Joe.
July 23, 2002
I'll draw dots on the side just for fun.
Posted at 11:43 PM, by werenotdeep.
Hey, Bop a Re-Bop.
Posted at 11:43 PM, by werenotdeep.
It's all about the toilet.
Posted at 8:56 PM, by Imelda.
Posted at 12:08 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
July 22, 2002
The skyline was so jagged with rocks and mountains that it was difficult to really tell where the horizon was. All that and being drunk added to it.
Posted at 10:42 PM, by werenotdeep.
I'm a bad babysitter.
Posted at 12:29 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
July 21, 2002
The nice thing about the future is;
if you can't do something on one planet,
you can go to a different planet and do it there.
Posted at 3:59 PM, by Joe.
Girls can be ugly and pretty.
Posted at 2:19 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
July 19, 2002
I don't believe in water.
Posted at 1:00 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
July 18, 2002
If caught in a lie;
try dancing your way out of it.
Posted at 9:43 PM, by Joe.
July 17, 2002
I waste all my days.
Posted at 1:49 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
He admits to having carbon in his body.
Posted at 12:58 AM, by werenotdeep.
July 16, 2002
The most disapointing realization is this:
Saturday Night Live was never really good.
Posted at 8:06 PM, by Joe.
The tale of Jonah and the Whale is a study in oral sex gone bad.
Posted at 11:14 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
July 14, 2002
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday.
Posted at 2:36 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
July 13, 2002
Droopy drawers or camel toe?
Posted at 5:21 PM, by Joe.
July 12, 2002
This is a thought that is part of a collection of thoughts that are not interesting.
Posted at 3:12 AM, by werenotdeep.
July 11, 2002
Yes, they really are white.
Posted at 9:22 PM, by werenotdeep.
July 10, 2002
And then he said to me..."wot's all that then?" Isn't that a riot?
Posted at 9:22 AM, by Ozzyopolis.
July 09, 2002
They usually don't allow them to grow that hairy in the professional business.
Posted at 10:10 PM, by werenotdeep.
Come think of it....now go think of it.
Posted at 2:22 AM, by werenotdeep.
July 08, 2002
Aquafina tastes like bottled water.
Posted at 6:59 PM, by Imelda.
July 07, 2002
I'm getting a job at Burger King tomorrow.
I'll wear the grease burns proudly.
Posted at 10:51 PM, by Joe.
J Lo. J Love. JJ. Dynomite.
Posted at 3:31 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
July 04, 2002
Yesterday was my birthday;
but today is the nation's birthday.
Posted at 1:17 PM, by Joe.
July 03, 2002
Okay, there we go.
Posted at 8:08 PM, by werenotdeep.
July 02, 2002
Posted at 9:52 PM, by werenotdeep.
PNA can suck my ass.
Posted at 4:19 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
July 01, 2002
they probly do.
Posted at 11:16 PM, by Joe.
It has climbed higher on the list.
Posted at 7:50 PM, by werenotdeep.
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