Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

September 30, 2002

Michael Jordan had no details.

Posted at 5:04 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

September 26, 2002

Getting stoned isn't always fun. Just ask Giles Corey.

Posted at 4:59 PM, by Joe.

September 25, 2002

This calculator has a spring mechanism that allows the shield over the screen to glide back gracefully.

Posted at 9:16 PM, by werenotdeep.

September 24, 2002

Don't count on me.

Posted at 9:15 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

September 21, 2002

Sure, the state of being poked and prodded has some shame attached to it.

Posted at 11:31 AM, by Joe.

Now you know that flossing twice a day is just unreasonable.

Posted at 10:00 AM, by emily oi!.

September 17, 2002

Just nod your head once slowly and smugly and say "Nanoo".

Posted at 9:24 PM, by werenotdeep.

"Sit," said the man to the dog.

Posted at 5:22 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

September 16, 2002

I would post something in French, if it didn't fill me with such hate.

Posted at 2:42 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

September 13, 2002

I may as well call you o-dubious.

Posted at 7:06 PM, by emily oi!.

September 12, 2002

Wow, that took a whole day.

Posted at 6:06 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

September 10, 2002

I said no to roses, but I plan on saying yes to slice.

Posted at 7:47 PM, by werenotdeep.

September 08, 2002

Twice, if you can believe that.

Posted at 11:55 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

All day long, I tell you what.

Posted at 3:44 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

September 06, 2002

A bird in the bush is better than a bunch of birds in a far-off, undisclosed location.

Posted at 12:47 AM, by werenotdeep.

September 03, 2002

Gandhi never said that, you're thinking of Ice-T.

Posted at 7:59 PM, by werenotdeep.

Posted at 4:37 PM, by emily oi!.

Alpine spring water.

Posted at 2:00 AM, by Imelda.

September 02, 2002

Look: Do you want the job done well, or do you want the job done right?

Posted at 9:27 PM, by Joe.

That's all that matters.

Posted at 6:29 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

September 01, 2002

Mom got another one of those nude mail-yourself-to-your-stalking-victom-in-a-big-box guys misdelivered to her house again today.

Posted at 2:09 AM, by werenotdeep.