Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

October 31, 2002

There is a difference.

Posted at 10:10 PM, by Imelda.

October 30, 2002

The esteem with which a woman holds the Turf Club is the same esteem with which you should hold her.

Posted at 8:19 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

And further more, I thought your comment on Canada was stupid. So says the the mighty Psoriasis, Sultan of the Seven Seas.

Posted at 6:55 PM, by Joe.

October 29, 2002

One of life's greatest challenges is getting a comforter back inside a duvet.

Posted at 3:09 PM, by Imelda.

Music in Your Life Review #2. Best. Tape. Ever.

Posted at 12:24 PM, by Ozzyopolis.

That little red ridinghood chick is just more proof that all grandmothers are secretly potato chips, not to be trusted. All that oil, and not a drop to drink.

Posted at 1:27 AM, by razamin.

Get out. That stuff will never become the next wafer material for ice cream sandwiches.

Posted at 12:01 AM, by werenotdeep.

October 28, 2002

Deep and wide Deep and wide...

Posted at 2:18 PM, by Ozzyopolis.

Yes, only twice. I know, I know.

Posted at 9:18 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

This guy...if it weren't for all the coughing, I'd think he would have had nothing going for him.

Posted at 1:17 AM, by werenotdeep.

October 27, 2002

Oh, sure, Communism is all well and good, but I ask of you; where's the cream filling?

Posted at 7:16 PM, by Joe.

October 25, 2002

Yes, me too.

Posted at 9:49 PM, by razamin.

Oh you'll be sorry, bub, when there's blood running in the streets.

Posted at 6:01 PM, by Joe.

According to Dentine, nothing's colder than ice. According to Yassie, those people at Dentine are a bunch of lieing, theiving, basterds.

Posted at 3:34 AM, by razamin.

If i were a fish my name would be Holmen.

Posted at 3:10 AM, by razamin.

October 24, 2002

I have something in the back of my throat. What the fuck is that?

Posted at 2:56 PM, by matthew.

I'm going to stop breathing once I get to the death part of things.

Posted at 1:15 AM, by werenotdeep.

October 23, 2002

Most people have hands, though some do not.

Posted at 4:57 PM, by Joe.

Jumbo shrimp are anything but jumbo.

Posted at 4:56 PM, by Imelda.

What the hell?

Posted at 4:47 PM, by Ozzyopolis.

October 21, 2002

Sometimes i wish i were a goldfish.

Posted at 10:50 PM, by razamin.

I am so relieved.

Posted at 12:31 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

October 19, 2002

Wouldn't it be cool if a guy's name was Warren Piece?

Posted at 12:52 PM, by Joe.

October 18, 2002

Elmer Fudd decided to grow a garden so he could make salad. He wants to make it 10.1 m long and 4.2 m wide. However, in order to avoid Bugs Bunny from entering his garden he must make a fence surrounding the garden. He decides to make the fence 11.2 m long and 5.0 m wide. What is the area between the fence and the garden? Hint: It's doesn't have anything to do with terrorism.

Posted at 9:06 PM, by Joe.

I had a dream I was in England. Fuck the English.

Posted at 12:09 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

These taste bad.

Posted at 1:00 AM, by werenotdeep.

October 16, 2002

It's dark in there.

Posted at 12:25 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

As nonsense starts making less and less sense, you might start to panic as you grow more and more sane, being so used to absurdity and insanity as your base for the normal world.

Posted at 1:49 AM, by werenotdeep.

October 15, 2002

Find the value(s) of d such that 5x2 + 5(d - 3)x - 9d2 + 15d + 30 = 0 has one real root.

Posted at 8:42 PM, by Joe.

M. likes to know it all. All doesn't like knowing M.

Posted at 8:32 PM, by Joe.

I propose that we stop using so many words. I find that the words get in the way of my apathy for you all. However, You're still free to dance.

Posted at 3:03 AM, by matthew.

October 14, 2002

Fuck that, man, it's not sweedish. What the fuck's the point?

Posted at 8:26 PM, by Frank.

Well tan my hide, my timbers are shivering.

Posted at 8:01 PM, by werenotdeep.

Word up, itís the code word. No matter where you say it, Youíll know that youíll be heard.

Posted at 3:32 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

October 13, 2002

Oh my god...Shakespeare liked to run over little kids with his car.

Posted at 2:54 PM, by Joe.

October 11, 2002

I'm not really a glutton; but I think I'll become one if they every start selling big tubs of the fig stuff in fig newtons.

Posted at 10:36 PM, by Joe.

No no, don't get upset. The first one you buy always dies after two days, you just have to get used to it if you're going to have one as a pet.

Posted at 8:18 PM, by werenotdeep.

I Figger it's about time, Maw.

Posted at 8:16 PM, by werenotdeep.

October 09, 2002

"So, are you like, a basketball player?" "Yeah." "Do you like to kill cops?" "What?"

Posted at 9:59 PM, by Frank.

Oh no; L-A-K-E does spell lake.

Posted at 9:56 PM, by Joe.

October 07, 2002

Welcome, sailor. Welcome, sailor. Welcome, sailor.

Posted at 12:40 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

October 05, 2002

Okay, I'm going to introduce you to each other now, so be sure you've got your gum sheild in.

Posted at 12:06 PM, by werenotdeep.

October 02, 2002

Johnny, will you please answer the question and shut her up? Are you or are you not queer, boy?

Posted at 3:40 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

October 01, 2002

A critical introduction. Yeck.

Posted at 1:35 AM, by Imelda.

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