A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.
December 31, 2002
good riddence to bad marshmellows... i mean rubbash.
Posted at 11:37 PM, by razamin.
We'll just substitute granny's vomit for the Chutney, they just look so much alike.
Posted at 8:42 PM, by werenotdeep.
December 28, 2002
Oh no it's that girl who carries a big thermos full of Kool-Aid wherever she goes, and then spills it all over your car.
Posted at 6:07 PM, by Joe.
Posted at 10:28 AM, by emily oi!.
December 27, 2002
I got couscous all over the weight room. Coach Gosz is going to kill me.
Posted at 8:37 AM, by emily oi!.
December 26, 2002
There is no one who jumps over 14 year old girls at punk rock concerts as well as you.
Posted at 7:51 PM, by Joe.
And a very merry Soup Day to you, too.
Posted at 2:28 AM, by razamin.
December 25, 2002
My favorite Christmas carol is "The Gloucestershire Wassail".
Posted at 11:15 PM, by Joe.
December 24, 2002
when one door closes... open it. duh, dont you know how to work a lock?
Posted at 12:57 AM, by razamin.
December 23, 2002
I'm on a Mexican radio.
Posted at 2:33 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
December 22, 2002
Best to stick with the red phone, rather than switch to the blue mailbox.
Posted at 11:50 AM, by Joe.
December 21, 2002
Forget modern nature.
This is how it's meant to be.
Posted at 6:49 PM, by emily oi!.
December 20, 2002
Have all the apathy you want, Mac, no skin off my nose, I'm just telling you this shit hasn't been paid for.
Posted at 11:44 PM, by werenotdeep.
December 19, 2002
Posted at 11:01 PM, by emily oi!.
That play was the gayest piece of faggery that I ever laid my strong hedrosexual eyes upon.
Posted at 5:23 PM, by Joe.
I haven't been around much.
Posted at 4:59 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
December 18, 2002
well, im not really a "breathing" kinda gal.
Posted at 11:19 PM, by razamin.
December 17, 2002
Tom Penglase? Not me|.
Posted at 10:17 PM, by emily oi!.
December 16, 2002
Folding chairs do just that.
Posted at 7:33 PM, by Das Hooligan.
December 15, 2002
and it would have a little clothesline on pulleys for passing notes
Posted at 12:48 AM, by emily oi!.
December 14, 2002
He feels almost thoroughly satisfied.
Posted at 2:49 PM, by werenotdeep.
December 13, 2002
...And twenty cents is your change, have a great day, sir.
Posted at 10:43 PM, by emily oi!.
December 11, 2002
Look guys, when I told him to open wide, I meant his jaws. I was not at all trying to get him to fart.
Posted at 12:01 AM, by werenotdeep.
December 10, 2002
Congratulations on graduating from ghost school, great-grandfather MacPherson.
Posted at 7:22 PM, by werenotdeep.
Sweet, gooey center of gay.
Posted at 1:12 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
December 08, 2002
Bicycle reflectors cracked, the wirey child kicked his way home in humble defeat.
Posted at 9:03 PM, by Joe.
December 07, 2002
I once beat on a brat with a baseball bat. The bratís parents didnít find this as funny as I did.
Posted at 2:44 PM, by Das Hooligan.
I think they're getting closer together, and I do mean that in the nicest way possible.
Posted at 1:13 AM, by werenotdeep.
December 06, 2002
Locks are opened with keys, not friendly persuasion.
Posted at 8:27 PM, by Das Hooligan.
Twice in three days.
Posted at 3:26 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
I ate glue, paste, and Play-Doh when I was young. Occasionally I still do.
Posted at 2:31 AM, by Das Hooligan.
December 05, 2002
oh, i may have dabbled. i am, after all, a dabbler. but i really dont see how you could devote your life to a thing like that. the smell is what would get to me.
Posted at 10:21 PM, by razamin.
Talk about dinosaurs was not what I had in mind when I invited you over.
Besides, a rhinoceros is not a dinosaur.
Posted at 9:03 PM, by Joe.
Hey, it's about time.
Posted at 8:09 PM, by werenotdeep.
So long as they're done, that's good.
Posted at 2:32 PM, by Ozzyopolis.
December 04, 2002
Jesus was a chronic masturbator.
Posted at 8:43 PM, by Das Hooligan.
December 03, 2002
Instructions for the Dairy Queen Operator
Posted at 9:48 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
December 02, 2002
Inform your mother that your brother is being carnal again.
Posted at 10:30 PM, by werenotdeep.
December 01, 2002
Who would have thought little people would bounce so high?
Posted at 1:20 PM, by emily oi!.
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