Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

December 31, 2002

good riddence to bad marshmellows... i mean rubbash.

Posted at 11:37 PM, by razamin.

We'll just substitute granny's vomit for the Chutney, they just look so much alike.

Posted at 8:42 PM, by werenotdeep.

December 28, 2002

Oh no it's that girl who carries a big thermos full of Kool-Aid wherever she goes, and then spills it all over your car.

Posted at 6:07 PM, by Joe.

Entirely incorrect.

Posted at 10:28 AM, by emily oi!.

December 27, 2002

I got couscous all over the weight room. Coach Gosz is going to kill me.

Posted at 8:37 AM, by emily oi!.

December 26, 2002

There is no one who jumps over 14 year old girls at punk rock concerts as well as you.

Posted at 7:51 PM, by Joe.

And a very merry Soup Day to you, too.

Posted at 2:28 AM, by razamin.

December 25, 2002

My favorite Christmas carol is "The Gloucestershire Wassail".

Posted at 11:15 PM, by Joe.

December 24, 2002

when one door closes... open it. duh, dont you know how to work a lock?

Posted at 12:57 AM, by razamin.

December 23, 2002

I'm on a Mexican radio.

Posted at 2:33 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

December 22, 2002

Best to stick with the red phone, rather than switch to the blue mailbox.

Posted at 11:50 AM, by Joe.

December 21, 2002

Forget modern nature. This is how it's meant to be.

Posted at 6:49 PM, by emily oi!.

December 20, 2002

Have all the apathy you want, Mac, no skin off my nose, I'm just telling you this shit hasn't been paid for.

Posted at 11:44 PM, by werenotdeep.

December 19, 2002

LOVE

Posted at 11:01 PM, by emily oi!.

That play was the gayest piece of faggery that I ever laid my strong hedrosexual eyes upon.

Posted at 5:23 PM, by Joe.

I haven't been around much.

Posted at 4:59 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

December 18, 2002

well, im not really a "breathing" kinda gal.

Posted at 11:19 PM, by razamin.

December 17, 2002

Tom Penglase? Not me|.

Posted at 10:17 PM, by emily oi!.

December 16, 2002

Folding chairs do just that.

Posted at 7:33 PM, by Das Hooligan.

December 15, 2002

and it would have a little clothesline on pulleys for passing notes

Posted at 12:48 AM, by emily oi!.

December 14, 2002

He feels almost thoroughly satisfied.

Posted at 2:49 PM, by werenotdeep.

December 13, 2002

...And twenty cents is your change, have a great day, sir.

Posted at 10:43 PM, by emily oi!.

December 11, 2002

Look guys, when I told him to open wide, I meant his jaws. I was not at all trying to get him to fart.

Posted at 12:01 AM, by werenotdeep.

December 10, 2002

Congratulations on graduating from ghost school, great-grandfather MacPherson.

Posted at 7:22 PM, by werenotdeep.

Sweet, gooey center of gay.

Posted at 1:12 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

December 08, 2002

Bicycle reflectors cracked, the wirey child kicked his way home in humble defeat.

Posted at 9:03 PM, by Joe.

December 07, 2002

I once beat on a brat with a baseball bat. The brat’s parents didn’t find this as funny as I did.

Posted at 2:44 PM, by Das Hooligan.

I think they're getting closer together, and I do mean that in the nicest way possible.

Posted at 1:13 AM, by werenotdeep.

December 06, 2002

Locks are opened with keys, not friendly persuasion.

Posted at 8:27 PM, by Das Hooligan.

Twice in three days.

Posted at 3:26 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I ate glue, paste, and Play-Doh when I was young. Occasionally I still do.

Posted at 2:31 AM, by Das Hooligan.

December 05, 2002

oh, i may have dabbled. i am, after all, a dabbler. but i really dont see how you could devote your life to a thing like that. the smell is what would get to me.

Posted at 10:21 PM, by razamin.

Talk about dinosaurs was not what I had in mind when I invited you over. Besides, a rhinoceros is not a dinosaur.

Posted at 9:03 PM, by Joe.

Hey, it's about time.

Posted at 8:09 PM, by werenotdeep.

So long as they're done, that's good.

Posted at 2:32 PM, by Ozzyopolis.

December 04, 2002

Jesus was a chronic masturbator.

Posted at 8:43 PM, by Das Hooligan.

December 03, 2002

Instructions for the Dairy Queen Operator

Posted at 9:48 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

December 02, 2002

Inform your mother that your brother is being carnal again.

Posted at 10:30 PM, by werenotdeep.

December 01, 2002

Who would have thought little people would bounce so high?

Posted at 1:20 PM, by emily oi!.