Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

February 28, 2003

Everything smelled like graham crackers for a while there.

Posted at 6:10 PM, by werenotdeep.

February 27, 2003

I wish I had a depressurization chamber. I might just have to settle for sudafed.

Posted at 10:46 PM, by emily oi!.

February 26, 2003

Fun without enjoyment must be just like joy without pleasure.

Posted at 4:53 PM, by Joe.

February 25, 2003

We have awfully large phone books in this city, and I don't mean in thickness. The flat surface area of these things are bigger than the typical phone book.

Posted at 1:23 PM, by werenotdeep.

February 24, 2003

welcome to the world of professional enlargement. please have a seat.

Posted at 12:58 PM, by matthew.

most appetizing ramen ever.

Posted at 7:15 AM, by emily oi!.

February 21, 2003

The juice can sloosh between the gears, as if the gears care. I don't even think it will break the watch. Yeah juice, whatever.

Posted at 10:26 PM, by Joe.

This is just a modern rock song.

Posted at 4:42 PM, by werenotdeep.

February 20, 2003

They’re only lesbians in front of the cameras.

Posted at 10:57 PM, by Das Hooligan.

I will see him crawling on the floor with a blanket over his head saying, “look, I’m a slug.” He promised.

Posted at 9:46 PM, by Das Hooligan.

How many pot stickers can a guy eat in one sitting, you ask? Well, I think if anyone will ever know, it'd be Lloyd.

Posted at 4:42 PM, by werenotdeep.

Who would of guessed coconuts would be like that?

Posted at 4:02 PM, by Joe.

I want to start an evil "Pay it Forward" type scheme. I will kill three people, and those three people will...oh wait. Maybe I'll just maim them.

Posted at 4:01 PM, by Joe.

February 19, 2003

The best episode of Follow That Teleport was "Volume XXIII: Mr. Spermer Jumps Into The Lake While Holding His Nose", mostly due to the soundtrack, which includes that rap song "Time To Give The Kids (What They Want)".

Posted at 8:20 PM, by Joe.

Let's pool our money, and with all of it we will make it so that we will never have B.O. again.

Posted at 4:05 PM, by Joe.

Mr Cassidy's bookshelf is disguised to look like it is in alphabetical order.

Posted at 12:59 PM, by werenotdeep.

February 18, 2003

My car's power windows sometimes don't work.

Posted at 4:28 PM, by werenotdeep.

February 17, 2003

my three favorite elements are americium, tellurium, and oxygen, though not necessarily in that order.

Posted at 6:37 PM, by dan.

February 16, 2003


Posted at 11:02 PM, by emily oi!.

February 15, 2003

Pork grinder.

Posted at 6:15 PM, by matthew.

February 14, 2003

Yeah, they were sort of a like, Happycore/Mardi Gras/House/Rockabilly/Ska/Swing/Oi/Punk/Garage/Dixieland/Polka/Folk/Funk/Indie/Emo/Raver/Goth/Pop/Crunch/Metal/Spandex/Grindcore/Easy Listening/Surf Rock/Hotrod/Be Bop/Reggae/Hip Hop/Alternative/Grunge/Chamber/Tech Metal/Math/Prog Rock/Rap/Break Beat/Industrial/Bluegrass/Fusion/Shoegaze/Ragtime/Ska-Core/Psychadelic/Heavy-Blue-eyed Soul/Nu Metal/Gospel/Blues-type thing.

Posted at 7:50 PM, by werenotdeep.

February 13, 2003

loved in so many languages.

Posted at 5:43 PM, by emily oi!.

February 12, 2003

wait, you were playing spin the bottle... with your mom? ... "relax, dont do it, when you wanna go to it..."

Posted at 10:15 PM, by razamin.

She swalloed the spider to catch the fly, but I don't know why she swallowed the fly.

Posted at 5:13 PM, by werenotdeep.

February 11, 2003

Afrikaans / Estonian / Portuguese.

Posted at 10:41 PM, by dan.

Tab tab tab, this mouse is very bad.

Posted at 2:58 PM, by Joe.

I'm missing the marker I need to draw the eyes on my sock puppets.

Posted at 2:00 AM, by werenotdeep.

February 10, 2003

The Doggie Olympics are like the Olympics for doggies.

Posted at 8:49 PM, by Joe.

This region of the mountains has lots of lore.

Posted at 3:53 PM, by werenotdeep.

February 09, 2003

man, this is suck.

Posted at 10:29 PM, by emily oi!.

Nyet, nyet, comrade, oh. I have gone to the commode. Da da, return soon.

Posted at 9:45 PM, by emily oi!.

Te / Should

Posted at 8:25 PM, by emily oi!.

Effervescent, Questing, and Tangular, he says. Yeah, and stupid too.

Posted at 5:31 PM, by emily oi!.

The last four posts were quoted from the liner notes of the following records, in order of most recently posted backward; Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention: "Freak Out", Dave Brubeck Quartet: "Take Five", The Small Faces: "Faces", Teddy Buckner and the All-Stars; Self-Titled.

Posted at 12:57 PM, by werenotdeep.

"I was born in Baltimore, Maryland, December 21, 1940 and grew up in California."

Posted at 12:51 PM, by werenotdeep.

"The early New Orleans Pioneers soon broke free of the tyranny imposed by easy brass key of B-flat."

Posted at 12:45 PM, by werenotdeep.

"Thanks also to Martin Cook for being the camera and Mike McInnerey for being flash."

Posted at 12:43 PM, by werenotdeep.

"His easy, open style, with its undercurrent of technical perfection, speaks for itself."

Posted at 12:42 PM, by werenotdeep.

She went to the supermarket to pick up a cd player and some fancy mixed nuts.

Posted at 10:19 AM, by emily oi!.

February 08, 2003

I was French once. But then I stopped being rude.

Posted at 2:22 PM, by emily oi!.

Totalitarianism makes my heart hurt.

Posted at 8:54 AM, by emily oi!.

alright, who fed the cat nerve-gas again?

Posted at 1:35 AM, by razamin.

February 07, 2003

paper chasing, soup eating, and brochure shredding. ah, what a day.

Posted at 10:37 PM, by dan.

I'm going to wait for five minutes, then I'm going to put on my coat and walk across the street and doorbell ditch the Halverson's.

Posted at 6:21 PM, by werenotdeep.

You were right and I was wrong. I'm so glad your love was so strong. I would have been so sad. But you didn't leave me and baby, I'm so glad.

Posted at 2:35 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

February 06, 2003

There’s this guy named Mark who has four testicles. He is also God.

Posted at 6:21 PM, by Das Hooligan.

February 05, 2003

Reaction rate diagrams on the left, seaweed on the right, foundation on the bottom, and so much love all around.

Posted at 9:54 PM, by emily oi!.

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

Posted at 6:18 PM, by werenotdeep.

Honor societies are below me.

Posted at 5:09 PM, by dan.

February 04, 2003

I've been awaiting a return to a critique of things French. Silly nostalgia.

Posted at 2:00 PM, by werenotdeep.

February 03, 2003

A new refrigerator will be installed in the fifth floor break room on Wednesday, February 11th. If you have anything in there that you will want to keep, it must removed from the refrigerator on Tuesday night, as all items found in the old refrigerator will be thrown out. Thank you.

Posted at 3:53 PM, by werenotdeep.

i believe i used an exclamation point in a post from many months ago, and i changed it upon re-reading it, many months later. i think the trouble comes in mock enthusiasm, which can be fun, but also deadly. also, the trouble is in commas, which i seem to use even more than i use mock enthusiasm.

Posted at 1:55 AM, by razamin.

February 02, 2003

I think I will let people know about myself.

Posted at 9:48 PM, by werenotdeep.

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