Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.


March 31, 2003

i am going to eat this gdf toast and go to gdf bed and gdf darkness at noon will get no gdf outline tonight, you hear?

Posted at 9:43 PM, by emily oi!.

I am 105 in dog years today.

Posted at 6:57 PM, by Das Hooligan.

If you criminalize weed, only weed will have criminals.

Posted at 3:10 PM, by Frank.



March 30, 2003

and by "chicken" i really mean horrible failure, who i wouldnt even call a human being.

Posted at 4:39 PM, by razamin.



March 29, 2003

Sometimes melted wax gets on the frosting.

Posted at 5:55 PM, by Das Hooligan.



March 28, 2003

Say Wrigley's 10 times fast.

Posted at 2:16 AM, by Imelda.

What could he say? He is, afterall, the man.

Posted at 1:42 AM, by werenotdeep.



March 27, 2003

A kingdom to call my own.

Posted at 11:19 PM, by emily oi!.

Frank, Frankie, Franklin.

Posted at 7:43 PM, by Das Hooligan.

My cousins have an uncle named Frank.

Posted at 6:37 PM, by emily oi!.

The whole thing is a huge conceit, man. It should be called The Metaphormosis.

Posted at 6:31 PM, by dan.

The accumulative weight of all the accoustical tile installed in every single building that Higuera, Piex and Pedroza owns or leases is over twelve tons.

Posted at 3:32 PM, by werenotdeep.

I have no idea what the fuck is happening.

Posted at 7:55 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



March 26, 2003

Taller than the average O'Hearn, i am!

Posted at 9:01 PM, by emily oi!.

More snakey thunder.

Posted at 8:56 PM, by emily oi!.

Why are skeletons usually involved in so much evil stuff? I hope that after I die, my skeleton doesn't start killing people.

Posted at 10:14 AM, by Das Hooligan.

Hot-Wheels sure do lead the way, if i do say so myself... which i do.

Posted at 12:27 AM, by razamin.



March 25, 2003

HICCUPS BANISHED WITH HELP OF GRANOLA BAR!

Posted at 9:44 PM, by dan.

When I was a kid, the average Hot-Wheels car cost you ninety-eight cents at K-Mart.

Posted at 6:18 PM, by werenotdeep.

I really have a problem with glue, sometimes.

Posted at 10:13 AM, by werenotdeep.



March 24, 2003

Heisenberg may have blogged here.

Posted at 7:59 PM, by emily oi!.

shit, you ain't nuthin.

Posted at 7:14 PM, by emily oi!.

I thought it was ipmonkey, not ipchicken.

Posted at 4:08 PM, by Imelda.

I'll bet if people ate yarn, one of everybody's favorite dishes would be yarn soup.

Posted at 11:37 AM, by werenotdeep.

I had a nightmare the other night. The first thing I remember in it was that I was Ice-Skating.

Posted at 11:35 AM, by werenotdeep.

"jesus christ" spelled backwards is "chicken"... no, not really.

Posted at 1:40 AM, by razamin.



March 23, 2003

OK, so flushing that giant jar of pickles down the toilet wasn't my best idea ever.

Posted at 7:13 PM, by dan.



March 22, 2003

When I grow up, I shall write airline magazines.

Posted at 7:43 PM, by emily oi!.

We live in a crazy world where chickens are mammals and A, U and E are people, places and things.

Posted at 7:43 PM, by emily oi!.

If you take the nouns from the word "value", it becomes "vl".

Posted at 7:41 PM, by Joe.

"RACECAR" spelled backwards is "RACECAR".

Posted at 4:22 PM, by Das Hooligan.



March 21, 2003

*WHOMPED!*

Posted at 10:37 PM, by emily oi!.

Dr. Phil: "I once killed a man with my bare hands."

Posted at 4:34 PM, by Das Hooligan.

Rabbits usually eat lettuce, but enjoy a small child now and then.

Posted at 12:39 AM, by Moonie Johnson.



March 19, 2003

Hey, look ... she just came in with my nuts.

Posted at 1:28 PM, by Imelda.

I've learned more about making potato cut prints than anything else while in boy scouts.

Posted at 10:48 AM, by werenotdeep.

Half German.

Posted at 1:16 AM, by emily oi!.



March 17, 2003

"Bonaduce...(James Bondian pause)...Danny Bonaduce."

Posted at 5:31 PM, by Das Hooligan.

My kid wanted to be world famous for inventing "Cracker Sauce", ya know, a sauce just for dipping crackers. I took a bite of it, and I looked him in the eye and said "Cracker Sauce? You call that Call that Cracker Sauce, huh? You don't know nothing about Cracker Sauce." I just didn't want him to think that I'd say it was good just because I was his dad. I can't send a kid out into the world thinking he'll always have it easy, you know. Of course, it was the most delicious thing I'd ever tasted.

Posted at 5:06 PM, by werenotdeep.

And all the chinese people came out to look.

Posted at 2:25 PM, by matthew.

I noticed today that identifying your past activities as "frolicking" leaves one, for better or worse, with the impression that there was some licking involved.

Posted at 1:57 PM, by Joe.



March 14, 2003

"Ms. Kerry L Thomas, Rufus King High School" (just in case she googles herself.)

Posted at 11:12 PM, by emily oi!.

My favourite edutainment programme as a child? Definitely: "Professor Turnip & the Sing-A-Long Sprouts" (fertiliser for young and growing minds). I still have my worn and weathered Honourary Sprout Badge.

Posted at 4:04 PM, by Das Hooligan.



March 13, 2003

Getting into lockers is not as easy as it looks.

Posted at 8:31 PM, by dan.

I just bite the crowns off and then throw the stems off the top of the parking garage.

Posted at 2:55 PM, by werenotdeep.

Oh great, they'll murder us if we run out of toboggans.

Posted at 2:13 PM, by Joe.



March 12, 2003

I thought I was telling a really funny joke, but then I got slapped in the face. Ouch. The story of my life.

Posted at 9:21 PM, by Das Hooligan.

I am sometimes fearful that they will not produce enough barley and hops to keep up with St. Patrick's Day.

Posted at 8:16 PM, by werenotdeep.

"well, fucking mach 3 refills are like 15-20 bucks as well. "

Posted at 2:13 PM, by Joe.



March 11, 2003

Spain is the leading producer of mercury (Hg) in the world.

Posted at 10:52 AM, by razamin.

Maybe it's the home of changing opinion, or a foreign language.

Posted at 12:13 AM, by emily oi!.



March 09, 2003

You haven't really gone anywhere until you've got home, he said.

Posted at 2:41 PM, by emily oi!.



March 08, 2003

"I guess I'm sort of ambiguous towards apathy, and not in an ironic way."

Posted at 4:42 PM, by Joe.

Goethe = XY

Posted at 8:33 AM, by emily oi!.

I've got that joy joy joy joy down in my heart.

Posted at 8:28 AM, by emily oi!.

If you want to count how many fish you have by killing them, you're going to have to kill them all first.

Posted at 3:07 AM, by werenotdeep.

Unless your dad is named Frank, everybody has an Uncle Frank.

Posted at 12:28 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



March 07, 2003

Rhyming is fun.

Posted at 7:40 PM, by werenotdeep.

I'm gonna be a superstar!

Posted at 7:35 PM, by Imelda.



March 05, 2003

My sister wrote a song called "Zambapper."

Posted at 4:12 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.



March 04, 2003

my brother is a totebag.

Posted at 12:43 PM, by sarah.



March 03, 2003

Honey-Lemon-Chamomile Tea just can't get any more soothing, barring the use of opium.

Posted at 4:19 PM, by Joe.

There's a good chance that if they look at her hair, they won't touch her.

Posted at 11:57 AM, by werenotdeep.



March 01, 2003

fuckinghatwearinggarbage.

Posted at 10:27 PM, by emily oi!.



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