A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.
March 31, 2003
i am going to eat this gdf toast and go to gdf bed and gdf darkness at noon will get no gdf outline tonight, you hear?
Posted at 9:43 PM, by emily oi!.
I am 105 in dog years today.
Posted at 6:57 PM, by Das Hooligan.
If you criminalize weed, only weed will have criminals.
Posted at 3:10 PM, by Frank.
March 30, 2003
and by "chicken" i really mean horrible failure, who i wouldnt even call a human being.
Posted at 4:39 PM, by razamin.
March 29, 2003
Sometimes melted wax gets on the frosting.
Posted at 5:55 PM, by Das Hooligan.
March 28, 2003
Say Wrigley's 10 times fast.
Posted at 2:16 AM, by Imelda.
What could he say? He is, afterall, the man.
Posted at 1:42 AM, by werenotdeep.
March 27, 2003
A kingdom to call my own.
Posted at 11:19 PM, by emily oi!.
Frank, Frankie, Franklin.
Posted at 7:43 PM, by Das Hooligan.
My cousins have an uncle named Frank.
Posted at 6:37 PM, by emily oi!.
The whole thing is a huge conceit, man. It should be called The Metaphormosis.
Posted at 6:31 PM, by dan.
The accumulative weight of all the accoustical tile installed in every single building that Higuera, Piex and Pedroza owns or leases is over twelve tons.
Posted at 3:32 PM, by werenotdeep.
I have no idea what the fuck is happening.
Posted at 7:55 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
March 26, 2003
Taller than the average O'Hearn, i am!
Posted at 9:01 PM, by emily oi!.
More snakey thunder.
Posted at 8:56 PM, by emily oi!.
Why are skeletons usually involved in so much evil stuff? I hope that after I die, my skeleton doesn't start killing people.
Posted at 10:14 AM, by Das Hooligan.
Hot-Wheels sure do lead the way, if i do say so myself... which i do.
Posted at 12:27 AM, by razamin.
March 25, 2003
HICCUPS BANISHED WITH HELP OF GRANOLA BAR!
Posted at 9:44 PM, by dan.
When I was a kid, the average Hot-Wheels car cost you ninety-eight cents at K-Mart.
Posted at 6:18 PM, by werenotdeep.
I really have a problem with glue, sometimes.
Posted at 10:13 AM, by werenotdeep.
March 24, 2003
Heisenberg may have blogged here.
Posted at 7:59 PM, by emily oi!.
shit, you ain't nuthin.
Posted at 7:14 PM, by emily oi!.
I thought it was ipmonkey, not ipchicken.
Posted at 4:08 PM, by Imelda.
I'll bet if people ate yarn, one of everybody's favorite dishes would be yarn soup.
Posted at 11:37 AM, by werenotdeep.
I had a nightmare the other night. The first thing I remember in it was that I was Ice-Skating.
Posted at 11:35 AM, by werenotdeep.
"jesus christ" spelled backwards is "chicken"... no, not really.
Posted at 1:40 AM, by razamin.
March 23, 2003
OK, so flushing that giant jar of pickles down the toilet wasn't my best idea ever.
Posted at 7:13 PM, by dan.
March 22, 2003
When I grow up, I shall write airline magazines.
Posted at 7:43 PM, by emily oi!.
We live in a crazy world where chickens are mammals and A, U and E are people, places and things.
Posted at 7:43 PM, by emily oi!.
If you take the nouns from the word "value", it becomes "vl".
Posted at 7:41 PM, by Joe.
"RACECAR" spelled backwards is "RACECAR".
Posted at 4:22 PM, by Das Hooligan.
March 21, 2003
Posted at 10:37 PM, by emily oi!.
Dr. Phil: "I once killed a man with my bare hands."
Posted at 4:34 PM, by Das Hooligan.
Rabbits usually eat lettuce, but enjoy a small child now and then.
Posted at 12:39 AM, by Moonie Johnson.
March 19, 2003
Hey, look ... she just came in with my nuts.
Posted at 1:28 PM, by Imelda.
I've learned more about making potato cut prints than anything else while in boy scouts.
Posted at 10:48 AM, by werenotdeep.
Posted at 1:16 AM, by emily oi!.
March 17, 2003
"Bonaduce...(James Bondian pause)...Danny Bonaduce."
Posted at 5:31 PM, by Das Hooligan.
My kid wanted to be world famous for inventing "Cracker Sauce", ya know, a sauce just for dipping crackers. I took a bite of it, and I looked him in the eye and said "Cracker Sauce? You call that Call that Cracker Sauce, huh? You don't know nothing about Cracker Sauce." I just didn't want him to think that I'd say it was good just because I was his dad. I can't send a kid out into the world thinking he'll always have it easy, you know. Of course, it was the most delicious thing I'd ever tasted.
Posted at 5:06 PM, by werenotdeep.
And all the chinese people came out to look.
Posted at 2:25 PM, by matthew.
I noticed today that identifying your past activities as "frolicking" leaves one, for better or worse, with the impression that there was some licking involved.
Posted at 1:57 PM, by Joe.
March 14, 2003
"Ms. Kerry L Thomas, Rufus King High School"
(just in case she googles herself.)
Posted at 11:12 PM, by emily oi!.
My favourite edutainment programme as a child? Definitely: "Professor Turnip & the Sing-A-Long Sprouts" (fertiliser for young and growing minds). I still have my worn and weathered Honourary Sprout Badge.
Posted at 4:04 PM, by Das Hooligan.
March 13, 2003
Getting into lockers is not as easy as it looks.
Posted at 8:31 PM, by dan.
I just bite the crowns off and then throw the stems off the top of the parking garage.
Posted at 2:55 PM, by werenotdeep.
Oh great, they'll murder us if we run out of toboggans.
Posted at 2:13 PM, by Joe.
March 12, 2003
I thought I was telling a really funny joke, but then I got slapped in the face. Ouch. The story of my life.
Posted at 9:21 PM, by Das Hooligan.
I am sometimes fearful that they will not produce enough barley and hops to keep up with St. Patrick's Day.
Posted at 8:16 PM, by werenotdeep.
"well, fucking mach 3 refills are like 15-20 bucks as well. "
Posted at 2:13 PM, by Joe.
March 11, 2003
Spain is the leading producer of mercury (Hg) in the world.
Posted at 10:52 AM, by razamin.
Maybe it's the home of changing opinion, or a foreign language.
Posted at 12:13 AM, by emily oi!.
March 09, 2003
You haven't really gone anywhere until you've got home, he said.
Posted at 2:41 PM, by emily oi!.
March 08, 2003
"I guess I'm sort of ambiguous towards apathy, and not in an ironic way."
Posted at 4:42 PM, by Joe.
Goethe = XY
Posted at 8:33 AM, by emily oi!.
I've got that joy joy joy joy down in my heart.
Posted at 8:28 AM, by emily oi!.
If you want to count how many fish you have by killing them, you're going to have to kill them all first.
Posted at 3:07 AM, by werenotdeep.
Unless your dad is named Frank, everybody has an Uncle Frank.
Posted at 12:28 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
March 07, 2003
Rhyming is fun.
Posted at 7:40 PM, by werenotdeep.
I'm gonna be a superstar!
Posted at 7:35 PM, by Imelda.
March 05, 2003
My sister wrote a song called "Zambapper."
Posted at 4:12 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
March 04, 2003
my brother is a totebag.
Posted at 12:43 PM, by sarah.
March 03, 2003
Honey-Lemon-Chamomile Tea just can't get any more soothing, barring the use of opium.
Posted at 4:19 PM, by Joe.
There's a good chance that if they look at her hair, they won't touch her.
Posted at 11:57 AM, by werenotdeep.
March 01, 2003
Posted at 10:27 PM, by emily oi!.
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