Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

April 30, 2003

Is it really the thrill of the wonderous things that I will create with all the art supplies I'm going to buy here, or is it just that the fumes from all the paint and markers makes me high?

Posted at 11:20 AM, by werenotdeep.

I would think that the stars are just as big and bright near the perimeter of Texas.

Posted at 11:19 AM, by werenotdeep.

April 29, 2003

Yes, dear, it is my job to ruin your llama watching expearience. Will that be a problem? I thought not.

Posted at 10:07 PM, by razamin.

I'm neither sugar nor salt nor anybody's honey. The rain won't harm me none.

Posted at 10:03 PM, by emily oi!.

I have two cans of soda for sale.

Posted at 1:06 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

I think I will name my broken fingernail "Chip". Isn't that amusing?

Posted at 10:43 AM, by werenotdeep.

...finding that croquet just wasn't worth all the trouble.

Posted at 6:07 AM, by Joe.

April 28, 2003

The call is from Heroism. Will you accept the charges?

Posted at 11:00 PM, by razamin.

As the Welsh say: "Bellach dyma abwth, mabolgampwr."

Posted at 9:13 PM, by Joe.

We were discussing Monocotolydons, and then somebody struck a chord on the spinet and then the Kool-Aid guy jumped through the wall. That's how it all started.

Posted at 2:31 AM, by werenotdeep.

April 27, 2003

I can see a penguin out of the corner of my left eye. And it is rather cold in here.

Posted at 11:13 PM, by razamin.

April 26, 2003

My sister says she could never watch that old Wings show because she always expected the characters to start killing each other.

Posted at 11:37 AM, by Joe.

April 25, 2003

trust me, ask eric about the punk rock chicken.

Posted at 11:44 PM, by fucking archives.

.sdrawkcab etirw ot denrael I woH

Posted at 7:50 PM, by Das Hooligan.

His friend was often described as supercilious, while he was only supersilly.

Posted at 4:41 PM, by Joe.

If you are in a hurry, frozen yogurt will do.

Posted at 12:17 AM, by Joe.

April 24, 2003

The Cameros go.

Posted at 5:51 PM, by werenotdeep.

He has been elected King of Nebraska. Don't ask how that happened.

Posted at 10:46 AM, by werenotdeep.

I prefer to spell it "Woah" rather than "Whoa".

Posted at 12:31 AM, by Joe.

April 23, 2003

Monomials suck...

Posted at 8:48 PM, by Matt.

April 22, 2003

If earth-day were my birth-day I'd laugh so hard they'd call it mirth-day.

Posted at 11:12 PM, by emily oi!.

April 21, 2003

Price check on isle three... Price check on isle three

Posted at 11:09 PM, by razamin.

Words are only words but a sonnet is form and function.

Posted at 5:56 PM, by Joe.

I stayed inside that store long enough for them to play the entire Blue Danube start to finish over the P.A. system. They sure have a lot of stuff that you'd think nobody would carry any more.

Posted at 12:13 AM, by werenotdeep.

You're wearing a very silly hat, and nobody really cares, and I can't think of any good reason why they should.

Posted at 12:11 AM, by werenotdeep.

April 20, 2003

Happy Easter...

Posted at 9:10 PM, by Matt.

April 19, 2003

Excuse me, are you Shakespeare? No? Well, then make me some hashed browns, please.

Posted at 12:38 AM, by werenotdeep.

April 17, 2003

Why? The Illuminati.

Posted at 10:48 PM, by Joe.

He became insane in 1889 and remained in a condition of mental and physical paralysis until his death in 1900.

Posted at 7:51 PM, by Das Hooligan.

April 15, 2003

"You're a damn dirty liar, if i do say so myself," said the old crippled man, to himself.

Posted at 10:27 PM, by razamin.

April 14, 2003

This post has been retracted.

Posted at 10:18 PM, by emily oi!.

Bar-none, my favorite union has to be the Soviet Union, but the European Union is in close second.

Posted at 9:04 PM, by Moonie Johnson.

One day this bee flew by my head. 6 months later, I developed cancer. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted at 6:48 PM, by Moonie Johnson.

A guy rode past me on a bike with a parrot on his shoulder. Then the parrot bit him on the ear and the guy said "Ouch," and then the parrot said "Ouch," and that is why she is pregnant.

Posted at 2:22 PM, by Joe.

April 13, 2003

An earache is what happens when your ear is.....achy.

Posted at 9:53 PM, by werenotdeep.

April 10, 2003

I'd fix that if I were you, because the misspelling of the of an adjective that makes it take on the meaning of a preposition, man, that just drives me nuts.

Posted at 4:49 PM, by werenotdeep.

oh my God! my dog just swore at me! (nine days ago.)

Posted at 12:38 AM, by dan.

April 09, 2003

I'm watching Russian Cartoons.

Posted at 11:13 PM, by werenotdeep.

They had to make it "Fantasy Island". How cool would it be to open the show with a midget going "Hey boss! The Bus! The Bus!" I don't think so.

Posted at 11:14 AM, by werenotdeep.

April 08, 2003

"No, he's to mormon to be satan," said mark. "Ah, see the trick is to be evil while not actually sinning," the over hearing mormon replied. He messed up mark's papers. "You're a tricky one," I said. "If satan had done that he would be breaking heven from the inside." "That's what I was going for," he smiled with a nod. "Plus, Jesus is my homebody."

Posted at 11:04 PM, by razamin.

They called his poems "Petty Bourgiouse". And to think he walked all that way with his snot frozen to his beard.

Posted at 1:32 PM, by werenotdeep.

April 07, 2003

Eat the blue moon.

Posted at 4:20 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

April 06, 2003

"You have a small car." He yelled to the man at the stop-light.

Posted at 9:25 PM, by razamin.

Further update on the porcelain teapot: When I first saw it, I thought it was an ashtray.

Posted at 8:07 PM, by Joe.

Don't make fun of a guy's hair, especially when he spent so much time to make it look that way.

Posted at 12:44 AM, by Das Hooligan.

April 05, 2003

Update on the porcelain teapot: it can actually be used to hold tea bags. I mean, that's its purpose.

Posted at 2:47 PM, by Joe.

April 04, 2003

You can take Salem out of the country, but not without paying local, state and federal sales tax.

Posted at 5:02 PM, by werenotdeep.

April 03, 2003

Rock'n'Roll MONSTER from JAPAN.

Posted at 10:35 PM, by Das Hooligan.

My brain has been stuffed full of cracker crumbs, I'm sure. They haven't actually negated the idea of quitting school. It's still an option.

Posted at 7:14 PM, by emily oi!.

My LA teacher compared Juliet Capulet to Jesus Christ the other day... then he stormed out of the room because someone blew there nose to loud. Hes a little insane.

Posted at 5:47 PM, by razamin.

History likes spaghetti.

Posted at 11:22 AM, by werenotdeep.

April 02, 2003

They don't call me weary photophobia Emily for nothin'. In fact, they don't call me at all.

Posted at 11:36 PM, by emily oi!.

Like applesauce & latkes, together we're just irresistable.

Posted at 11:09 PM, by emily oi!.

My sister's got a little porcelain teapot that says "I WILL HOLD THE TEABAG!" It also looks like a strawberry. And smiles.

Posted at 8:11 PM, by Joe.

I am just petty enough to be liked by everyone, I think.

Posted at 7:41 PM, by emily oi!.

It was a big, fat lie and they all knew it.

Posted at 6:28 PM, by emily oi!.

Now I ask of you: What is more important to own, a vacuum cleaner or a broom? Sure, the vacuum cleaner seems more efficient now, but the broom has been a reliable tool for the cleanage of filth for centuries. We have yet to see how the vacuum cleaner will hold up against the broom standard in the grand scheme of history.

Posted at 1:33 PM, by Joe.

April 01, 2003

And then, nobly, but too soon some might say, died the running joke.

Posted at 11:24 PM, by werenotdeep.

I observed myself observing you observing your mom... from an observatory.

Posted at 9:07 PM, by Moonie Johnson.

I observed your mom, last night. (ooooooh..)

Posted at 5:47 PM, by emily oi!.

I have often observed that heat and moisture have a very complex relationship with each other.

Posted at 2:50 PM, by werenotdeep.

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