Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

June 30, 2003

Humans are so much easier to put together.

Posted at 8:22 PM, by Tenacious E.

thirty days is not that long .

Posted at 4:22 PM, by emily oi!.

Get off my boat, Regis.

Posted at 11:30 AM, by werenotdeep.

June 27, 2003

Let's you and me do a murder-suicide. I'll do the murder and you do the suicide.

Posted at 9:12 PM, by Joe.

The spanish version of "The Ya-Ya Sisterhood" is called "Clan Ya-Ya."

Posted at 10:47 AM, by razamin.

June 26, 2003

He can be ruthlessly mean sometimes. This is a shame really – because most of the time he's a charming gentleman. This kind of unpredictability doesn't afford him very many close friends. But in any case, I wouldn’t trade him for any other mouse in the whole world. Mr. Nibblers is an individual and I respect that.

Posted at 10:57 PM, by Das Hooligan.

June 23, 2003

Tania: Oh, that's a lovely sweater. Carl: Thanks, it's blue.

Posted at 4:28 PM, by Tenacious E.

June 22, 2003

Forty degrees celsius, and not a fan in sight.

Posted at 9:31 AM, by razamin.

I just "tooted".

Posted at 12:33 AM, by werenotdeep.

June 20, 2003

"Here, read this journal entry, this looks interesting." "Okay. *ahem* July tenth, 1996. 'I get up, take off my wool pants, go outside and water myself, then I bite trees'" "That's stupid." "Yeah it is."

Posted at 3:19 PM, by werenotdeep.

We do realize that it is somewhat capricious to expect, in the event of such a catastrophe, that no-one would panic. Therefore, we ask that should any such event occur, please quickly, calmly and quietly exit the building, and then panic once you are outside, should you feel the urge to panic coming on.

Posted at 3:16 PM, by werenotdeep.

No, no, thats for each kg of oysters, not for the whole bag.

Posted at 10:05 AM, by razamin.

June 19, 2003

I've always wondered what the Saints were going to be marching in to. They really shouldn't leave prepositions dangling like that, even in folk songs, hymns and jazz standards.

Posted at 1:30 PM, by werenotdeep.

June 18, 2003

And this... this is a coat rack.

Posted at 10:41 PM, by Tenacious E.

The phrase "I could do for a sandwich" really doesnt seem very grammaticaly correct to me. "What does I could do for a" mean?

Posted at 9:12 AM, by razamin.

June 16, 2003

My mother has often told me that I have another thing coming. I figured out a long time ago that she's lieing whenever she says this. I know, becuase she always fails to deliver the first one.

Posted at 11:44 PM, by werenotdeep.

There's so much room in the world that everybody ought to have some.

Posted at 8:03 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

June 14, 2003

It's just that you've made me bitter, ok?

Posted at 9:34 PM, by emily oi!.

"Today I think will be very interesting...but you might not think so."

Posted at 1:27 PM, by Tenacious E.

June 13, 2003

"We should pet each other's eyebrows. It should be a common occurance."

Posted at 8:23 PM, by Tenacious E.

"Upon Boston do I whoop with my holy wrath." --The Colonel

Posted at 8:13 PM, by Tenacious E.

You're the kid people invite over to eat all the bad popsicles.

Posted at 8:04 PM, by Tenacious E.

My mother fell asleep laying down behind the back row of the Movie Theater once. She also drove a car once and cooked dinner once, but as you may guess, the first of these three is the one that happens least frequently.

Posted at 12:25 PM, by werenotdeep.

I beleive I cried all night on that night. Oh what a night that was. I was such a baby. I mean, literally, I was five months old at the time.

Posted at 12:23 PM, by werenotdeep.

Oh look, I have an email in my inbox from "thong_sniffernstealer12". An interesting name, I wonder about its ethnicity.

Posted at 5:57 AM, by Joe.

I had two very important things on my mind, but I had to take turns expending energy worrying about them - if I expended equal amounts of energy worrying about both of them at the same time, it would've killed me.

Posted at 3:20 AM, by Das Hooligan.

June 12, 2003

Well, we are glad you enjoyed your dessert, but you must remember; there may never be another lucky wishing pie again.

Posted at 12:45 AM, by werenotdeep.

June 11, 2003

Way, way far in the future, that's when the final outcome will be felt - damn those careless butterflies and their haphazardly flapping wings.

Posted at 2:20 AM, by Das Hooligan.

June 10, 2003

that a four thousand word paper, my friend.

Posted at 7:12 PM, by emily oi!.

I understand that they want to display their fine selection of over 300 varieties of office furniature products, but I don't understand why we need to drive out into the middle of a soybean feild to look at them.

Posted at 11:49 AM, by werenotdeep.

June 09, 2003

Quip Pro Quo means first "Quip" which is kinda like "quick", but more whippy. Then Pro. Well, everybody knows what a pro is. And "Quo" is like...okay, I don't know what a Quo is. Maybe it's a slow Queen. You know, because at the start it goes "Qu", and the most famous word that starts like that is "Queen", and then it goes "Quo" which soundls like slow, so it's like a funny word for a slow Queen. So, I guess that means that "Quip Pro Quo" has something to do with a guy who's really good at making slow Queens move fast by whipping them.

Posted at 2:18 PM, by werenotdeep.

Q: "Are you gonna bring some stuff?" A: "Yeah, I am."

Posted at 2:14 PM, by werenotdeep.

Ernesto Calderon asks Deimmia Cervanos what kind of gears go in the King Box. After this, a bunch of kids get to eat paste, and boy do they go tearin through the stuff.

Posted at 2:13 PM, by werenotdeep.

June 08, 2003

Boote: I fell asleep last period... John: And woke up without your pants on? Happens to me all the time.

Posted at 8:51 PM, by Tenacious E.

There will be a study session tomorrow morning from approximately 7:30 to approximately 7:50, unless I do not show up, and then there will be no study session.

Posted at 8:48 PM, by Tenacious E.

June 07, 2003

My drink of choice is baby soap... ice.

Posted at 11:04 PM, by Joe.

Some of his jokes have better audience reaction when delivered under 200 candlepower.

Posted at 7:11 PM, by werenotdeep.

June 06, 2003

Awesome Sticker Included [exclamation point]

Posted at 6:36 PM, by Das Hooligan.

June 05, 2003

I used to think those guys were cool and enlightened, but now I know they're all really conformists just like everybody else because they talk affectionately about Radar from M*A*S*H.

Posted at 9:56 PM, by werenotdeep.

I have to learn all the dances that have been banned at our church dances so that I can identify when somebody is about to bust a banned move.

Posted at 9:52 PM, by werenotdeep.

My territory is being encroached. I'll have to change my name to Bemily.

Posted at 9:09 PM, by emily oi!.

"Wouldn't it be great if, instead of drinking, everyone at college played Dodgeball? Then we could all go binge Dodgeball playing."

Posted at 4:54 PM, by Tenacious E.

"You have to attack the notes like giraffes."

Posted at 4:01 PM, by Tenacious E.

Oh ha (pause) ha.

Posted at 3:37 PM, by Joe.

I think they should call wheat from the east "Wheast".

Posted at 1:41 PM, by werenotdeep.

Could you help me out by repeating the last thing you just said, and a bit closer to my inkwell?

Posted at 1:40 PM, by werenotdeep.

Look at one legged Joe dancing around on his toe.

Posted at 1:39 PM, by werenotdeep.

June 04, 2003

"In other news, smoky the bear is now choppy the lumberjack."

Posted at 10:42 PM, by razamin.

Never forget spring break in tulsa? gooood tiiiimes.

Posted at 10:41 PM, by razamin.

Stop hanging out by giant trees, start hanging out in meadows.

Posted at 10:07 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

June 03, 2003

Everywhere I look these days, someone is climbing up some sort of giant tree. Perhaps they all do so in order to better get away from me once they see me coming towards them. Perhaps not.

Posted at 9:29 PM, by Joe.

Euphonium equals monkey.

Posted at 5:00 PM, by Tenacious E.

June 02, 2003

If I had 88 fingers, I'd be the best piano player ever.

Posted at 2:58 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

"Ma'm, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but your son has a sword in his pants, and a microscope in his boot."

Posted at 1:46 PM, by Tenacious E.

June 01, 2003

you know how if you put a wire in your mouth and it's covered in that black stuff? and then you take it out, and it's like, completely dry? how do they do that?!

Posted at 1:49 PM, by Tenacious E.

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