Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

July 28, 2003

"That's it, no more free-range soy beans before bed."

Posted at 11:25 PM, by Tenacious E.

My celebrity dream couple is Tony Randall and Joyce Dewitt.

Posted at 1:02 AM, by Joe.

July 26, 2003

Many more will follow.

Posted at 6:31 PM, by Tenacious E.

July 24, 2003

J-List's stock just went up 73 pts.

Posted at 11:53 PM, by Joe.

But it's cheaper if you get fries with it.

Posted at 5:34 PM, by Joe.

July 23, 2003

"we once buttered our cat's back. He was the new cat, and our older cat didn't like him. One of my mom's co-workers told her to butter the new cat. The theory was that it would make the older cat think he was a kitten, and thus love him. Needless to say, it didn't work and was hell to clean up."

Posted at 11:27 PM, by dan.

I'ono. I feel very British today. Either that or very hungover.

Posted at 6:42 PM, by Tenacious E.

July 22, 2003

Thank you.

Posted at 6:16 PM, by Tenacious E.

"Pizza protects against cancer, say Italians".

Posted at 9:02 AM, by dan.

July 21, 2003

Mike owes G $2.

Posted at 4:35 PM, by Imelda.

You got it [insert exclaimation point.]

Posted at 4:29 PM, by Imelda.

Please punch Ben.

Posted at 3:13 PM, by Tenacious E.

July 20, 2003

There were four people in car, driving around directionless in a residential area. Three of them were making chatty smalltalk about dogs. They all had dogs and were very interested in each other's opinions on feeding, training, and loving their dogs. The fourth person sat in a tortured posture in the right back seat, and hadn't spoken for a very long time. One of the more conversational passengers asked him suddenly: "Do you have any pets, Joe?" The man did not make eye contact, but instead looked absently out the window and replied "I have a cat, but I don't care for it very much."

Posted at 3:35 PM, by Joe.

July 17, 2003

Dink dink. Hello, Mister Calderon.

Posted at 1:07 PM, by werenotdeep.

July 16, 2003

All this spit flew in the air and it was slowly settling on my face.

Posted at 8:46 PM, by Tenacious E.

July 15, 2003

yes, i have that effect on most women.

Posted at 8:29 PM, by Tenacious E.

July 12, 2003

A villain enslaves homeless people to build an empire of garbage.

Posted at 11:16 AM, by Das Hooligan.

July 11, 2003

In the parlance of our times.

Posted at 8:41 PM, by Das Hooligan.

It really ties the room together.

Posted at 7:18 AM, by Das Hooligan.

July 10, 2003

Only I'm allowed to throw up on my bookcase. So take that somewhere else.

Posted at 4:50 PM, by Tenacious E.

my dog is eating flies.

Posted at 1:52 PM, by dan.

O yea... The Fond du Lac county fair is next week... ...... ....... ...... ...... ...... ...... ....... ....... ....... ...... .......

Posted at 12:55 PM, by Matt.

I hate when the people on the TV shows say, "We'll be right back," and then I wait through a bunch of ads and when the show finally comes back, all the people do is say goodbye and roll the credits. I fall for it every time.

Posted at 1:01 AM, by Joe.

July 09, 2003

Hey, Mia. Get a load of this.

Posted at 6:31 PM, by werenotdeep.

The little helper that pops up on the screen while you type is slightly less annoing in the form of a paperclip than in the form of a little green bird. Stupid green bird.

Posted at 7:53 AM, by razamin.

My job is saving the world. No, no, don't thank me now, thank me later - I'm really very busy.

Posted at 6:15 AM, by Das Hooligan.

July 08, 2003

Do you remember when Murphy Brown was the spokesperson for Sprint?

Posted at 9:30 PM, by Joe.

In a film, how do you show someone not doing something? I suppose you have two options. You can show the person not doing anything, which may bore the audience, or you can show the person doing other things, which may distract the audience from the plot, and more importantly, what the person on screen is not doing.

Posted at 9:29 PM, by Joe.

"You know, sometimes I just feel like there's something stopping me from truly connecting with people." "That's too bad. Anyway, this is the last stop on the bus line, guy, I can't allow you to go back to the bus barn with me." "See? There's something standing between us. You won't communicate with me." "I've been driving this stupid bus all day, and I haven't had a day off for ten days. I'd really like to go home now, man. Get off the bus." "Alright. Fine. But it's you. You're the one being difficult in this conversation...I just can't get through to you."

Posted at 1:11 PM, by werenotdeep.

Ah, again we meet, and again there's air.

Posted at 1:07 PM, by werenotdeep.

My polarity has been completely the opposite since I returned from Magnet Town.

Posted at 1:07 PM, by werenotdeep.

July 07, 2003

I was talking with my mom again. We were using a CB.

Posted at 5:52 PM, by werenotdeep.

July 05, 2003

...and the Rockies kill two birds with one stone, defeating the Blue Jays in both games of today's doubleheader...

Posted at 11:39 PM, by dan.

July 04, 2003

I'm not sure if that comment is a racial slur, but it's surely an epithet of some sort.

Posted at 7:35 PM, by Joe.

Oh, it's tight like that louis.

Posted at 4:43 PM, by Das Hooligan.

Everything is better with Liquid Nitrogen.

Posted at 2:51 PM, by Tenacious E.

July 03, 2003

Gravy makes lousy bookends.

Posted at 12:43 PM, by werenotdeep.

July 02, 2003

Baptists really need to put out more.

Posted at 9:09 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

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