Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

August 31, 2003

if i were persian, i would call her june joon!

Posted at 8:54 PM, by emily oi!.

Talk about 'stench of the dead'.

Posted at 5:53 AM, by Das Hooligan.

August 30, 2003

Yes, zombies seem to have insatiable appetites - but have you ever seen one on the toilet?

Posted at 11:06 AM, by Das Hooligan.

August 29, 2003

Want to be in my group? Are you associative? I'll also need to see some ID.

Posted at 6:07 PM, by dan.

August 28, 2003

There are rats in the walls - I can hear them telling really bad jokes.

Posted at 3:37 AM, by Das Hooligan.

August 27, 2003

Dom DeLuise on a fucking desert island, I tell you what.

Posted at 12:42 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

August 25, 2003

Aright, bra. Catch you at the oat meet next month.

Posted at 9:16 PM, by werenotdeep.

man, i gotta go.

Posted at 7:19 PM, by emily oi!.

August 24, 2003

A really funny idea is to pretend to be somebody else impersonating yourself.

Posted at 7:13 PM, by werenotdeep.

Drizzle some dirt in here, could you?

Posted at 4:47 AM, by werenotdeep.

August 23, 2003

I outta hit you.

Posted at 3:09 PM, by Tenacious E.

August 21, 2003

listen, i'm only going to tell you this one more time. the ventral cavity is subdivided into the thoracic and abdominopelvic cavities, and the thoracic is divided into the pleural, mediastinum and pericardial cavities. the dorsal cavity is totally separate. i think your cavities are full of shit.

Posted at 7:13 PM, by emily oi!.

August 20, 2003

there's nothing quite like sour cream in the morning.

Posted at 10:51 PM, by Tenacious E.

Hey now. Sing, don't cry. Look at the beautiful sky.

Posted at 9:35 PM, by werenotdeep.

August 19, 2003

what do you mean, i am eating chalk?

Posted at 5:39 PM, by emily oi!.

I'll give you props, but there's no way I'm taking your fried cheese to the bathroom for you.

Posted at 3:08 PM, by werenotdeep.

Don't say that you're here to tell me something, because first of all, you're not even here.

Posted at 3:52 AM, by werenotdeep.

August 18, 2003

no you are stupid .

Posted at 10:06 PM, by emily oi!.

August 15, 2003

In the realm of phones, "pick up" and "answer" are more or less synonymous. With doors, though, it is different; you answer doors, you do not pick them up.

Posted at 10:40 AM, by dan.

August 14, 2003

I'm listening to my breakfast speeches today.

Posted at 1:56 PM, by werenotdeep.

August 13, 2003

All the men are gone.

Posted at 12:37 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

August 11, 2003

This is some kind of technique or skill or something.

Posted at 10:04 PM, by werenotdeep.

I was having a really bad day, then along came slow walkin, slow talkin Jones.

Posted at 2:02 AM, by werenotdeep.

August 10, 2003

Song for the Unloved What's your sign?

Posted at 1:49 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

August 09, 2003

I love it when People fall down with drinks in their hands, yet save the drinks from spilling. That’s a dedicated drinker – one with equal parts thirst and balance.

Posted at 2:51 AM, by Das Hooligan.

August 08, 2003

Yeah, I'm so mad at my fiancee, that at the reception, instead of singing "You are so Beautiful to Me" I'm going to sing "You are so DUMB to me!". Of course, I could just not marry her instead.

Posted at 6:31 PM, by werenotdeep.

"And just before I passed out, I thought, "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

Posted at 12:14 PM, by Tenacious E.

August 07, 2003

I was chair with my mom when my friend Luther stringed the cat over into the family room where my sister and her boyfriend were lamping.

Posted at 10:14 PM, by werenotdeep.

I'd very much like to take this opportunity to use a bunch of nouns as verbs.

Posted at 10:10 PM, by werenotdeep.

they were out of C02 so I bought water instead.

Posted at 1:13 PM, by Tenacious E.

canned lentils do not barf and aged cheddar tastes like exist.

Posted at 12:51 AM, by emily oi!.

aged cheddar tastes like barf and canned lentils do not exist.

Posted at 12:47 AM, by dan.

August 05, 2003

When something smells bad, I try to breathe out of my mouth. Sometimes I get a bad taste in my mouth after that. Then I have to brush my teeth.

Posted at 8:00 PM, by razamin.

Somehow, grandma's house just didn't seem the same after it had been chewed on by a dinosaur.

Posted at 11:20 AM, by werenotdeep.

Oh, just sing, you awful monster.

Posted at 1:53 AM, by werenotdeep.

August 04, 2003

Putting curved edges on the stem of the neck is a decorative way to make the handle more managable when being held at waist-level, with the bottom end facing the ground.

Posted at 12:28 PM, by werenotdeep.

August 02, 2003

Grover Cleveland had cancer of the roof of his mouth.

Posted at 5:08 PM, by werenotdeep.

The old guy hit the leg with his lawnmower.

Posted at 5:07 PM, by werenotdeep.

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