Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

September 29, 2003

I have resolved to start taking everything literally. For example, I am going to take this doughnut. Literally.

Posted at 7:37 PM, by werenotdeep.

What is it that two people such as you and I do together in a bed again? Oh yeah. Read.

Posted at 1:59 AM, by werenotdeep.

September 27, 2003

What do old people do for fun?

Posted at 8:39 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

September 26, 2003

I woke up too early because my bed fell apart and it got glass in my hair from when it knocked the goldfish bowl off my dresser and it broke on my head. The fish lived, though.

Posted at 7:45 PM, by werenotdeep.

One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you'll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies. I can't make that decision for you.

Posted at 6:13 PM, by Tenacious E.

Pig balloon.

Posted at 2:26 AM, by Das Hooligan.

September 21, 2003

Lewis: If you had to lose your vision or your hearing, what would you choose? Eric: Hearing, because if you lose vision you also lose your mobility. Lewis: I know some pretty mobile blind people. Eric: I'd still fight 'em.

Posted at 2:07 PM, by Tenacious E.

September 19, 2003

I'll bring the pop and the chips.

Posted at 7:22 PM, by Joe.

accusations aside, i don't even want to know what he was thinking.

Posted at 1:20 AM, by emily oi!.

September 17, 2003

So just take the 1, to the 17, to the 85, to the 280 and that'll bring you here.

Posted at 4:43 PM, by Imelda.

September 15, 2003

I wondered why it was so much longer than the others, but it wasn't until I began to pour the milk in the bowl that I realized it. This one had two yolks.

Posted at 12:02 AM, by werenotdeep.

September 14, 2003

I have bottle caps in a coffee can at the foot of my bed.

Posted at 3:32 AM, by werenotdeep.

September 12, 2003


Posted at 9:23 AM, by Ozzyopolis.

September 11, 2003

Man, it's totally da weed.

Posted at 11:29 PM, by Imelda.

September 08, 2003

Oh, my ... DAD.

Posted at 1:32 PM, by Imelda.

September 07, 2003

quit it man. you're gonna get punked.

Posted at 2:41 PM, by emily oi!.

September 03, 2003

You couldn't think of anything else to talk about except for wine. That's why I was bored.

Posted at 7:34 PM, by werenotdeep.

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