Not Interesting

A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.

May 31, 2004

Those aren't weapons of mass destruction, silly. Those are pogo sticks.

Posted at 9:40 PM, by werenotdeep.

May 30, 2004

Why is it that happiness comes in ten second increments, but misery and anger can only be bought in bulk?

Posted at 6:33 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 28, 2004

To Josephina, being homeless, amongst other things, meant knowing a lot about cardboard.

Posted at 7:58 PM, by werenotdeep.

Your ass is toast. My ass is a scrambled egg.

Posted at 7:51 PM, by werenotdeep.

Life is a spelling bee.

Posted at 1:23 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 27, 2004

Spasmatic angel dancers galore.

Posted at 3:29 PM, by Ozzyopolis.

Hasidic hardcore: Oy! Oy! Oy!

Posted at 2:20 PM, by Joe.

Three exits for the same street on the same freeway all in the same direction, you know a guy can get confused.

Posted at 2:33 AM, by werenotdeep.

May 21, 2004

Circle me, circle you, whoopty-do.

Posted at 8:58 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 17, 2004

I would like to sing for you. A song so beautiful that trees fall dead onto tiny little cars made of chocolate.

Posted at 9:32 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 10, 2004

Pregnancy test kits at the drive-in?

Posted at 3:37 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 07, 2004

This poem is about myself.

Posted at 8:38 PM, by Joe.

May 05, 2004

And you certainly are... conscientious. I love that in a man.

Posted at 5:43 PM, by emily oi!.

May 04, 2004

Last week, when I smiled and said, "Hey, how ya doin'?" I totally didn't mean it.

Posted at 7:11 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

When I see fat people jogging, I think, "Spring makes optimists of us all."

Posted at 7:10 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

Thank you, Edina.

Posted at 4:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 03, 2004

wait, naked hugging?

Posted at 5:48 PM, by emily oi!.

I can't even talk about it up in here.

Posted at 3:39 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.

May 01, 2004

I think beauty is really pretty.

Posted at 5:45 PM, by werenotdeep.