A collection of thoughts and facts that are not interesting. Exclamation points are not allowed.
May 31, 2004
Those aren't weapons of mass destruction, silly. Those are pogo sticks.
Posted at 9:40 PM, by werenotdeep.
May 30, 2004
Why is it that happiness comes in ten second increments, but misery and anger can only be bought in bulk?
Posted at 6:33 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
May 28, 2004
To Josephina, being homeless, amongst other things, meant knowing a lot about cardboard.
Posted at 7:58 PM, by werenotdeep.
Your ass is toast. My ass is a scrambled egg.
Posted at 7:51 PM, by werenotdeep.
Life is a spelling bee.
Posted at 1:23 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
May 27, 2004
Spasmatic angel dancers galore.
Posted at 3:29 PM, by Ozzyopolis.
Hasidic hardcore: Oy! Oy! Oy!
Posted at 2:20 PM, by Joe.
Three exits for the same street on the same freeway all in the same direction, you know a guy can get confused.
Posted at 2:33 AM, by werenotdeep.
May 21, 2004
Circle me, circle you, whoopty-do.
Posted at 8:58 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
May 17, 2004
I would like to sing for you. A song so beautiful that trees fall dead onto tiny little cars made of chocolate.
Posted at 9:32 AM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
May 10, 2004
Pregnancy test kits at the drive-in?
Posted at 3:37 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
May 07, 2004
This poem is about myself.
Posted at 8:38 PM, by Joe.
May 05, 2004
And you certainly are... conscientious.
I love that in a man.
Posted at 5:43 PM, by emily oi!.
May 04, 2004
Last week, when I smiled and said, "Hey, how ya doin'?" I totally didn't mean it.
Posted at 7:11 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
When I see fat people jogging, I think, "Spring makes optimists of us all."
Posted at 7:10 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
Thank you, Edina.
Posted at 4:24 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
May 03, 2004
wait, naked hugging?
Posted at 5:48 PM, by emily oi!.
I can't even talk about it up in here.
Posted at 3:39 PM, by Eric Trondson-Clinger.
May 01, 2004
I think beauty is really pretty.
Posted at 5:45 PM, by werenotdeep.
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