Dear Robert,
You're so cool. Everytime I see you my eyelids flutter at the sight of you're amazing suntanned body. When I met you in Florida during Spring Break, when I was visiting my darling brother, who is going to the university there under the alias Mr. Blad, I fell in love with you I guess, I'm not really sure though I mean you're cool and all but there's this other boy Alberto. His tan is a bit darker and my eyelids close when I look at him. He's got a nice car so I said yes. And we had this one party one night at the university and I got really drunk and this guy Corey had his way with me if you know what I mean, you see I was trashed off my ass. I would really like to see you some more too, but I want you to know about Alberto that's why I write you this letter. You see he's really great and tan and once he and his Greek mother brought me to Sox Market and bought me this great pair of fuchsia socks. Maybe they were a greenish thing I don't know but they were $18.50. And money matters Robert.Love you always,
Your chickarooni a.k.a. Leslie Joy