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Three backyards away lives Frank.
Eight years old
Likes to ride his dirtbike and piss in the neighbor's garden when they aren't looking.
Wipes his nose with his arm and refuses to wear band-aids.
With a pocket full of nickels and sunflower seeds he goes to little league every day of the summer gets in trouble with the school teacher, coach who yells at him for cussing
Brings along his portable radio on the long bus rides to other towns to wage baseball combat plays nothing but opera and skips the games most of the time to buy bubble gum cigars at bait shops and sit in barbershops to get a look at all the scissors, razors and weird, old men.
Talks with the assurance of a gigolo to grandfathers and city council men making up strange stories of his family: how his sister's a weight lifter and married to a Ferris wheel operator, and how his older brother got kicked out of the Merchant Marines because he couldn't swim.
The last day he played little league he put lipstick on and wore his mother's panties and pink tap dancing shoes
The third baseman busted his radio with a wooden baseball bat
The rest of the team took turns pissing all over his opera.
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