Rhyming Poems!

Eric Trondson-Clinger

I wanna be a strong man,
a real real strong man.
I wanna be a strong man,
mmmm-hmmmm, yeah.
I wanna lookah real good
in a tight tank top.
I wanna look a real good,
like my good ol' wop.
When I get my biceps,
my big strong biceps.
When I get my biceps,
I'm gonna kick your ass.
When I come to getcha,
getcha, getcha.
When I come to getcha,
I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna take my biceps,
my big strong biceps.
I'm gonna take my biceps
and shove 'em up yer ass.
And then I'll take my hammer,
my big sledge hammer.
Then I'll take my hammer,
and slam it through yer head.
With my big strong biceps,
I'm a real strong strong man.
With my big strong biceps,
I just kicked yer ass.


Roses are red
Sugar is blue
And when I eat it,
My pee smells like you.


slice a flap
make the gap
what to do
lick the goo
a papercut
drives you nuts
in the slice
aint it nice
underneath
a big sheath
is your knife
what a life
slice the slice
roll the dice
open the scab
take your jab
when you're done
with the stun
wedged the slice
aint it nice


the brick's too heavy for me
pick up the brick and take take a lick. take a lick from the brick and give up your stick. stick the brick and the lick up up in the back and take the stack back. Back from the daddy mack. Whatcha gotta do when ya lick lick the goo. Lick the goo make it moo and play wit da hairdo. Hope she don't fart, don't fart at the mart, put it on the card and pray for the lard. But back to the brick, take take a lick. Take a lick from the brick and give up your stick. Give up your stick to flick flick her bic. Flick her bic and your stick does the next trick.

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